Coe Burchfield

Mouth harassing hamburgers since 1987.

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

@Uber why do we have to switch to priority to get a ride? I tried UberX and couldn’t get a car?

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

@SEPTA @SEPTA_SOCIAL why are the only 2 buses in my neighborhood rerouted to 18th and Mifflin when that intersection is closed by the city? Y’all can’t talk to one another?

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

@UberEats what tf is happening in your app?? It’s been 2 hours and I still can’t get my food?!

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

@HornyXHorny23 Only if you wear those shorts

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

@aust1nday Yours too! Def a beaut.

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

@heathergay29 looks like a freaking qween!! Her look is everything #RHOSLC

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

Y’all, I can’t explain to you how much @heathergay29 is aesthetics 🙌 #queen #rhoslc

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

@JennFredFOX29 who was that cake guy?!

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

Saw a @ChipotleTweets order online” commercial. Wanted #Chipotle. Ordered online. Never got my food. They said, oh well, here’s a refund, and hour and half later. Moral of the story: Don’t. Order. Chipotle. It’s never a good idea.

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

Y’all, all i want right now is this pair of cinder colored shorts from @ASRVsportswear but they sold out before I could get some. Putting it out to the universe rn because she owes me for doing me dirty recently

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

And I am LIVING for this new savage @JGSchneid #getit #rhonj

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

First of all, @ckminkoff is everything. #EVERYTHING I am living for her. #readsutton #rhobh

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

I LIVE AND BREATHE for @GarcelleB #RHOBH #TheReal #sheabadbitch

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

@realkodybrowntelking Meri to be lovable is nasty. Your words are nasty my dude. Be better. Speak of your wife better. #SisterWives

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

Did @LoniLove just WIN THE ROAST?! #dead #dragrace #rpdr

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

@DREWSIDORA what hat is this? I live!

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

My last two @DoorDash orders have been missing HALF the food I ordered. Are y’all okay?! Why am I paying these damn fees AND a #dashpass member when y’all can’t get it right?

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

@LaurentDietric2 @theofficetv Yeah I have a lot of questions. Number 1: how dare you?

[Coe Burchfield @coe_burchfield]

@Kandi look for tonight’s #WWHL is EVERYTHING. #RHOA