Until I see Xavi Simons eating a box of chicken from Chick Inn, walking down the highroad humming Waka Waka, holding a sign the says LevyOut. I refuse to believe hes fully COYS
For the rabonas.
For the elbows.
For the ball rolls.
For dribbling out of your own box in the 97th minute in Amsterdam.
For trying to hospitalise anyone employed by Chelsea Football Club.
For calling Jack Wilshere a pussy.
Thank you, Erik. The greatest to ever do it.
Just seen Gibbs White in a hotel in London. I asked if he was joining Spurs. He laughed and winked at me, then grabbed me by the hair and dragged me into a toilet and fingered me while whispering 'Tottenham till I die' over and over in my ear. Make of that what you will. #ITK