Jonathan Higgins

[Jody Wilson-Raybould (JWR), PC, OBC, KC 王州迪 @Puglaas]

Glimmers of democratic independence from MPs in Ottawa (🇨🇦 needs a 🌊 of this)

True leaders uphold democratic principles above all else=Courage.

Performative & excessively partisan leadership that divides to advance self-interest=Cowardice.

🇨🇦 needs the courageous.#Leadership

[Kenny Lay (Parody) @EnronChairman]

Working on Wall Street in a nutshell

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Jared Goff watching Stafford take the Rams to the Super Bowl

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

My conspiracy theory is that there are only 1.5 million people in the world, 1.75 million tops. You all just move around. I challenge anyone to disprove this with photographic evidence.

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

Just had 27 straight pistachios without a single shell giving me a problem. That’s gotta be some type of record. Just perfectly cracked pistachio shells left and right. No digging your fingers into the shells. No shells with tiny cracks. Let’s fucking go. 2022 is my year

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

We should invade Afghanistan and then set up a government and security forces so this type of thing doesn’t happen.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me no cry because cookie is finished. Me smile because cookie happened.

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything!

[Orange and Brown Rpt @TheOBR]

Last time the #Browns scored 30+ in 3 consecutive games, the Beatles released The White Album.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

i have an intern joke and it... nevermind.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

6 more months of Coronavirus. Fuck

[Wu Tang Clan @WuTangClan]

Protect Ya Neck against the Coronavirus. We are making a few thousand prints and distributing them across New York City. Feel FREE to do the same in your City.
Share and RT this to the world. #wutang

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Tits out for the Raptors!

[Wu-Tang Financial 🥑 @Wu_Tang_Finance]

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