Johan Coetzer

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

@Tjaardt_ Those "Yeah, I know this is wrong, but I don't give a fuck" moments.

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

@Tjaardt_ If your tweets have never offended anyone, then you tweet like a little bitch.

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

@Tjaardt_ Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

@Tjaardt_ Being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended.

[PUKfm 93.6 @PUKfm936]

The triumphant cheers of @DinkiDames & @PukkeHEIMAT (HEIgh-DefINition) with their first place trophy. #Ek14 #OnB14

[PUKfm 93.6 @PUKfm936]

.@PukkeHEIMAT groet hul prim, Sean Smit, "met die stem van 1000 Slicks. " Hy word ook der @DinkiDames gegroet. #OnB14

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

As haar tattoo afwas in die shower is sy te jonk vir jou! @Souti18

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

fokkof kykNET, my ouers hoef nie te weet hoe werk twitter nie! Hule het klaar Facebook van my af weggevat.@OckertFourie9 @Tjaardt_@Souti18

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

I would have my bro's back in any fight, even if we didn't have a chance of winning. @OckertFourie9 @Tjaardt_ @wian01110357 @TheunisBez

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

Twitter is like my dirty diary of all the Facebook statuses I could never post. @Souti18 @OckertFourie9 @Tjaardt_

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

@Souti18 Shout out to all the girls that got pregnant last night and don't know it yet

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

My dick was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records once. But it really pissed off the librarian and she kicked me out. @Souti18

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

I'll buy a sleeper couch just for you, then you can come and visit every weekend #nextyear @Souti18

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

if u ever feel bad about yourself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper @Souti18

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

@Tjaarkie tyd dat ek wea ju nommer kry...#gelukmetileierskap

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

When I was younger I used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper. ALWAYS. @Souti18

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

If you haven't thrown up from drinking at least once in your life.... You're doing it wrong. @Tjaardt_ @Souti18 @OckertFourie9

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

Bad decisions make good stories... and I always have good stories. @Tjaardt_ @Souti18. @OckertFourie9

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

Whenever you're feeling down, just remember, there's some kid out there right now getting caught masturbating by his mom @Souti18 @Tjaardt_

[Johan Coetzer @coetzer_johan]

@OckertFourie9 nogal???* fok jou ook hoor... ♡