Janie

“is there an adult home i can speak to :-)” / UNT ‘24 / she,her

[🦢 @damnidc__]

If any of you pro lifers get tape worms you better suck it up and be a good host, because tape worms have a heartbeat and feel pain. It deserves a choice and it chose you to be its mother.

[Janie @coffeecan_]

:p

[Lux @thisislux]

and for the lady, perhaps a questionable d9+ gummy made legal through a loophole in the 2018 farm bill?

[tea stoner (she/her) 📚 50/100 @bookbeduion]

Wuthering heights is a gothic horror novel it is not a love story in any way. It's about generation trauma and abuse and race and class

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fuck that rat fuck Punxsutawney Phil. Throw his ass in a crockpot

[Alshon Jeffery the third (Rick) @burritolov3r69]

This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

[trash jones @jzux]

santa’s off his meds so he’s actually checking the list over and over this year. he’s turning the sleigh around because he thinks he left the stove on

[crittur @miwwmiu]

I am smiling because I’m thinking of doing something evil later

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mr. Marbles, the dog of Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita, has passed away at the age of 17.

[Janie @coffeecan_]

Starting a 12 book series with multiple spinoffs

[Mrs humphrey Bogart @Cocolasvegass]

Homemade nativity scene

[Janie @coffeecan_]

I beat so many men at pool tonight and I feel so powerful

[weather @dsxf234161]

if that onion ring im picking up

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

The Plan:

-Ask my mom if I can pregame in the basement (I am 27)
-Crush 24 cold ones with the fellas that we stole from my dad’s fridge
-Play a nostalgic drinking game none of us remember the rules to
-Forget to eat dinner
-Roll up to the old watering hole
-See my high school crush (don’t talk to her)
-Make small talk with people I don’t care about
-Get cut off and walk home blackout
-Uber Eats $125 worth of Taco Bell
-Pass out on the lawn
-Sleep through my Uber Eats
-Mom says I ruined Thanksgiving
-Quit drinking

[kenny @kendillywilly]

got my green bean casserole prepped!

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

if that onion ring i'm picking up

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

“people might be using SNAP to buy steak and lobster”

THE PRESIDENT IS AVOIDING RELEASING FILES THAT WILL MOST LIKELY PROVE THAT HE HAS PURCHASED PEOPLE. CHILDREN.

GOD FORBID A BITCH GET A RIBEYE THO

[Tóbi Bítàn🌻 @Tobi_Bitan]

Please, read books. Not just captions, or carousel posts, or what made it to the top of your feed. Read books. Long ones. Complex ones. You cannot build a mind with weight on the back of social media ephemerals. Intellectual depth demands patience.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

honestly i was skeptical but they did a good job w the website

https://t.co/b60qAoH6JN