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[Jay 🌸🌩️ @JayKubzScouts]

My dog would’ve been 16 today, miss my boy every day, he always used to hide himself in my closet when i was about to record cuz i was starting to get loud lol

[Jay 🌸🌩️ @JayKubzScouts]

My son just told me he wanted to be just like me

Never felt a feeling like that in my life

[xen 非 🥢 @TAEGIANGELS]

I feel so mean for this but I genuinely cant feel joy for anyone below 25 who is married like i would kill myself

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[: @sn0oozey]

Showing up everywhere smelling like cigarette smoke and looking like shit

[Snakes🐍 @savemylove4u]

This is what I feel like writing cover letters

[Iran Army Media @IranArmyMedia]

In Iran, rapists and pedophiles are publicly executed.

In America, they become president and rule the country.

[Rational Aussie @rationalaussie]

A whole civilization might die tonight but you still have to rock up to work tomorrow and log in to Microsoft Teams

[dave @davepeep]

soft launched my hatred of my coworker to another coworker and they reported me

[• @yducknow]

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

[🍀 @lindstupid]

accepted my offer and immediately sent out my vacation days #youngho in corporate

[sammy @sammyshaped]

type of shit your university builds when you're about to graduate

[bread @d1nish]

im at a job interview playing 1 truth 45 lies with the interviewer

[#1 sean darcy defender @mimibirch]

generally pretty sympathetic to the plight of 20 year olds but what the hell do you mean "i went to the bar and got overstimulated and left". that's what having 2 beers is for. 2 beers completely fixes your problem.

[Cal @SinclairMonaco]

Sometimes viewing an instagram story can have the same effect as a gunshot to the chest

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

I hate when a bitch I can't stand makes a valid point.

[zade @tyl0saur]

cardio fans love to be like yeah if you just blow yourself up on the treadmill for 6 months you might lose 5 pounds

[lia ʚïɞ @virtualbyun]

Me and my 10 year old cousin discussing the katseye drama