Kim

Aspiring to become the next Mona Lisa

[Kim @coffeeelady]

Why do babies even need socks? #PregnantThoughts

[Kim @coffeeelady]

Who the fuck eats tofu willingly?

[kim @KimmyMonte]

everything is shit. this is not a drill. please enjoy this video in the meantime.

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@Scruffy_Captain It’s been a while ... butter inspired me.

[Kim @coffeeelady]

My favourite word is butter.

[Kim @coffeeelady]

Salads are so depressing

[Kim @coffeeelady]

I love talking shit about athletes

[Kim @coffeeelady]

Nothing like eating tacos in a robe.

[Kim @coffeeelady]

@LeahNOTLeigh @YouTube So cool! Thank you for sharing it!!!

[Kim @coffeeelady]

It's creepy when people call cats "pussycats"

[Kim @coffeeelady]

When you pick the perfect size Tupperware for your leftovers and feel super good about yourself.

[Kim @coffeeelady]

Changed into sweatpants to eat Chinese food. How are you?

[Kim @coffeeelady]

It's amazing what sleep does to your face, like make you look not dead.

[Kim @coffeeelady]

@LeahNOTLeigh omg laughing so hard, that's my city 😂

[Kim @coffeeelady]

My Saturday night: Looking up can openers on Amazon

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Relationships: because watching Masterchef alone is only 6% as fun.

[Kim @coffeeelady]

Researching what vacuum to buy is more thrilling to me than going to a bar

[Nick @Zielinski_Nick]

@coffeeelady does your mom have a Twitter?

[Kim @coffeeelady]

When you wave at kids and they just stare at you.

[Kim @coffeeelady]

I feel like dogs don't talk because then we would never interact with other humans.