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indoor cat

[j @coffeeintheloft]

Re-listening to campaign 1- Is Moonshine is Bahumian Dolly Parton? I could write a thesis in this. @NADDPod @eaxford

[j @coffeeintheloft]

When I see “boy mom/girl mom” in someone’s Twitter bio I automatically assume they are two children in a trench coat masquerading as a lovely 50’s housewife.

[j @coffeeintheloft]

@KarenKilgariff @MyFavMurder Just bought a house. Found this in the garage. Now we hunt

[j @coffeeintheloft]

Coronavirus? Nah, these lungs answer to me

[j @coffeeintheloft]

It’s like after 4 years, the lights have come on again.

[j @coffeeintheloft]

In unsurprising news: Betsy Devos’ father-in-law was the co-founder of Amway. I hate it.

[j @coffeeintheloft]

While people: Here’s your daily reminder that you don’t get to say you’re an ally until BIPOC decide you are.

[j @coffeeintheloft]

When I’m having a rough day, @DollyParton gets me through

[j @coffeeintheloft]

Someone explain why I get Josh Brolin and Josh Grobsn confused

[Tori Jeanine @torijeanine]

when you realize just how many impulse purchases you made during #quarantine

[j @coffeeintheloft]

The anus is the first part of the fetus formed in the womb, and honestly some people don’t outgrow that stage.

[j @coffeeintheloft]

might fuck around a gas up all my friends’ insta posts.

[j @coffeeintheloft]

If you drive a motorbike, disobey all rules of traffic, ride the shoulder and almost get hit by a vehicle properly yielding to traffic, then I’m sorry but get fucked.

[j @coffeeintheloft]

okay but should I follow my ups driver on twitter?

[j @coffeeintheloft]

After the resurgence of my emo phase passes, it’s over for you hoes

[j @coffeeintheloft]

There’s a dog named Zuko in this Les Schwab and it is conclusive evidence that god is real