Kakes

All teeth and claws.
they/them

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

private Lady mLady;

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

konmari how to fold a cape

[Black Dresses @BlackDresses666]

Peaceful as Hell

our 4th full album together!! out now 🌈🔥

https://t.co/0RQnacrZy3

thank u for ur life-changing love and support over these past 2 years. 🗓️💌

CREEP U music video by @_tlr_ + @royb0t:
https://t.co/pkL3JchYdd

the album will be on streaming soon. 🌐🎵

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

the census asked for my race and i just wrote that my mouth wash is too spicy

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

things are really getting desperate, i just had to buy coffee from a grocery store

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

practicing social distancing by carrying a 6 ft stick and hitting anyone in reach

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

i have so many questions about nuts

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

do nuts want to be eaten? they just taste so much better than the surrounding shell. how are the shells removed so perfectly while leaving the nut intact? is it done by human or machine? what part of the plant is nut? is it seed? is it fruit?

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

adding "staples" to my cart to disguise that i only went to the store for one true staple: cookie dough

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

I went into student loan debt and all I got was this dumb license plate frame

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

i overhead a vet talking about needing spiro for their clinic and now i can't stop thinking about trans cats and dogs

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

it's that wonderful time of year when you realize your sister has been married 7 years and you still know next to nothing about her husband

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

eating ice cream and shivering like a true seattleite

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

@glinskoh i don't do derby but hmu if you ever want to try skating!

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

been humming "death to all my enemies and anyone who looks the wrong way at me" all day

[rook&nomie @rookandnomie]

✨CHARISMATIC MEGAFAUNA✨

🐎🐭🐙

a dreamy fantasy pop adventure with our good friend
@HEAVENPEGASUS

https://t.co/WkhWOVlUMC

heaven is one of the best and we couldn't be more excited!! we've been working on this for a long time and are so happy to be able to show you!! ✨💌‼️

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

shedding layers of winter clothing like a matryoshka but every layer is black, black all the way down

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

what's with that whole stab a bunch of cloves into an orange thing they had us do in elementary school? was that purely to distract us or...?

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

happy anniversary to the pumpkin seed brittle that's been sitting in my cabinet since last halloween

[Kakes @coffeekakes]

@submissivetrout become polyamorous and open all the doors. done, solved the problem

[Mark Takano @RepMarkTakano]

The ultra-rich are paying less in taxes than most Americans. This isn't right.