Coffee_Psychologist

*not an actual psychologist! Casual human observer, maker of snarky statements

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

The World Cup starts today and the guys are ready. 😂

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Whoever said ‘out of sight, out of mind’ never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

[Love Music @khnh80044]

Bruce Willis appeared on Friends because he lost a bet to Matthew Perry while filming The Whole Nine Yards.
He ended up playing Jennifer Aniston’s love interest, donated his salary to charity, and even won an Emmy for the role.❤️

[Elmo @elmo]

KNICKS that last message! Elmo didn’t mean to SPUR you on!

[Wonderful dogs @waglyvibes]

Warning signals that alert the owner to a problem or any danger

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Just wait until Elmo finds out his new rock has a special talent. 👀

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

The chances of a deer taking you out at a crosswalk are slim. But never zero.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maple. She closes her eyes while enjoying ice cream in order to really savor the moment. Also believes it prevents brain freeze. Just can't prove it yet. 12/10

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Dude got bodied by a body of water

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a precious little seal. She is laying on the beach and everything. Please be more respectful of our craft, and only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Timmy. His human wanted a newborn-style photoshoot of him at 7 weeks. Like every good baby, he slept through the whole thing. 12/10

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Dodgers broadcast had to address why their mic kept picking up this loud child 😂

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sprout and Granola. They are enjoying a day on the lake. Yes, the propeller hats are necessary. They're helping with acceleration, obviously. 14/10 for both

[Washington Nationals @Nationals]

meeting his first teammates, kinda nervous

😭 @natspup_ 🥹

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Watson. His family threw him a surprise 9th birthday party. Invited all his stuffed friends and everything. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Please give him the Oscar. 🤣🤣

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Dramatic Shohei vs. Dramatic Chipmunk

Shohei is on the left.

[dalton rushings evil aura 🩻⛓️👻 @BoyslnBIue]

i know Yama is the funniest motherfucker alive in Japanese he probably roasted Shohei like a marshmallow

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Wishing all of our friends a great start to the week! You’ve got this! 💛💚