jasminjamino branson

just one of the coolest muthafunkers on the planet !!!!!!!!

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

Just enjoying the extended fam

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

Navigating through this thing called life

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

Listening to my home girl and her baby daddy conversation hey what’s the password to your phone .. pause.. then he rallies off the last 4 of her social it’s the password for everything # they aren’t even together anymore love it

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

I’m back with vengeance twitches

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

att&t i live in a rural area and my moves like dial up when will u verse be available in starkville ms #at&t moves slower than a sloth #rural area

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

he pulled out his cell phone and showed footage of the night sky and the light pole that he filmed for 17mins yep i cant make this up

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

now he comes into the house claiming liiiissstttennn like the little boy who said listen Linda i saw a ufo no problem but then it happened

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

you cant make this ish up.. as you know we have to change the names to protect the guilty so ima call him star trek b/c hes out of his mind

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

hey twitter im back # tweet that

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

so im sitting here kicking myself cuz the world didnt end and i haven't done any Christmas shopping .. dam myan calendar

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

@MadeaSimmons_ you knw we've all that moment sometimes you gotta pick

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

@myfablife ooh well dam looks like its not such a fab life after alll better grabsome coffe n some exlax 2 sugars 3 creamers n ill holla

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

@myfablife you look kinda constipated tweet that

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

@HuffingtonPost now u know that monsters ball money didnt last too long cuase that hair looks like a dead gerbil

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

@myfablife i wanna scope lol jus ate some gatlic gtta get that minty fresh breath

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

sittin here lookin at the smokin commerials wondering what in the french toast was in there newport that ur whole throat is gone

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

all the worlds a stage and we are meerly players .. tweet that

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

i swear to you people you cant make up the stuff that happens to you on the
daily

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

cant even tweet if i wanted to cant even remembe my password tweet that

[jasminjamino branson @coffees1stluv]

people you gotta realize ur life is but a stage and you cant make up the drama that goes with it , no one is that creative twwet that