Coffee Table Sex

We're writing the ultimate Coffee Table Book: share your #coffeetablesex stories, tips & pics. If you're using it just for #coffee you're doing something wrong!

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The #TheBeachBoys make pretty good summertime #coffeetablesex music

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There is something life affirming about old men in Hawaiian shirts #TheBeachBoys

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Has Bill Roache been airbrushed out? #GoodbyeGranadaland

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I saw Curly Watts on the train from Hove to London Victoria yesterday. Just saying. #starspotter #GoodbyeGranadaland

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Stars In Their Ees dressing up bix looks ace #GoodbyeGranadaland

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#starsintheireyes was far superior to x-factor #GoodbyeGranadaland

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Those clips of jackbooted state paid thugs attacking protestors is shocking in our beautiful country #BBCThisWeek #bbctw

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@carolinelucas being given sartorial advice by an outrageously badly dressed fat man! Bonkers, typical of govt #bbctw #BBCThisWeek

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Brillo making me smile. @afneil looks like a man who knows his way around a #coffeetable #bbctw #BBCThisWeek

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Thought @schooltruth made sense and #sadmanonatrain. Feel @johnprescott needs more commas and fullstops #bbctw http://t.co/SVuthpMAvq

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Hmm, shame. Was looking forward to seeing @maitlis across the #coffeetable on #BBCThisWeek #bbctw

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Continued state propaganda that armed soldiers protect civilians. They don't. Tens of thousands die in 'collateral damage' #TheWrightStuff

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Very #Brighton on #TheWrightStuff. Did the swimmer say she did 900 sit ups with a 10kg weight after her workout?! http://t.co/1TKNQWNYVh

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That shiny round coffee table and @eamonnholmes referencing @babestationtv on @bbcthisweek with @afneil is working wonders #bbctw

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seems unlikely but our fave budget tweeter is @StanCollymore

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Of course today is steak and blowjob on a coffee table day! #coffeetablesex

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@eddieizzard @antoinedecaune1 loved your coughing giraffe bit in Menton. Nous sommes le fucking avenir!

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weve had some drunken coffee table chats like that too @Schofe

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What are chances of solo Pope hopefuls being formed into a group? I mean, that's what happened with One Direction and they shook the world.

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Condoms can last about a month in a wallet. Any longer than that and there is a much higher risk of it breaking. #EZSexFacts