Sarah Wolfe

“Your art was alchemy wrought by a sleight of heart”

[Sarah Wolfe @coffeevoodoo]

I spy a Royal fight club.

[Ellie Wilson @ellieokwilson]

Has anyone noticed that there’s no male equivalent for “resting bitch face”? We don’t expect men to be grinning and perpetually friendly, but when women are just minding their own business somehow we have to develop a whole term for it and chastise them for it…

[Sarah Wolfe @coffeevoodoo]

It’s 85 degrees in January and I’m attending a local brewers’ beer and chili competition in SW Florida. As a former midwesterner, chili and beer in January sounds like a great idea. As a current Floridian, I can confirm it is not.

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

Next Stop: Houston

We’re headed to the Natty!

#GoBlue

[Sarah Wolfe @coffeevoodoo]

10:00 of temporary Mizzou fandom. Excuse: love the block M on the helmet. Now, win the game and beat Ohio.

[Sarah Wolfe @coffeevoodoo]

@ATRightMovies Captain America is the worst Avenger film / worst Avenger.

[Sarah Wolfe @coffeevoodoo]

I doubted Michigan’s head coaching decision for today’s game…as a lifelong fan, Hart was my choice. When Moore cried and hugged his oline hard after the win, I knew he was the best choice. Teachers love their struggling students the most. #goblueforever #MichiganVsEverybody

[Sarah Wolfe @coffeevoodoo]

F*ck the B1G. Go Blue.

[Sarah Wolfe @coffeevoodoo]

@RealEmirHan

[Sarah Wolfe @coffeevoodoo]

@ATRightMovies

[Sarah Wolfe @coffeevoodoo]

Once upon a time, I was a little girl who hated the color red. My family loved football and told me to choose a team; I picked Michigan. Every single time we beat Nebraska, my heart says I chose right. From the Michigan bar in SW Florida, GO BLUE!

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

Dominated the game from the opening drive!

#GoBlue

[Sarah Wolfe @coffeevoodoo]

I unknowingly showed this sequence in film class this morning to demonstrate the effect of high key vs. low key lighting when the kids told me Dumbledore died. I’ve never had a teaching moment hit a class so hard. RIP Michael Gambon.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pro tip: if you can't denounce political violence because doing so would anger your base, you're on the wrong fucking side

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

Pretty annoying that Michigan got criticized for playing awful teams the first three weeks of the season, but Minnesota can start out its season with four straight cupcakes and nobody says a peep.

[Universal Orlando Resort @UniversalORL]

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[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Overturning Roe and outlawing abortions will never make them go away.

It only makes them more dangerous, especially for the poor + marginalized.

People will die because of this decision. And we will never stop until abortion rights are restored in the United States of America.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

To ask teachers to be on the front line of mass shootings, the front line of a pandemic, and the front line of the struggle against inequality all while underpaying them and systematically underfunding the education system is both cruel and a recipe for societal collapse.