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[XBT CULT @XBTCULT]

This is the world's biggest $BTC mining rig....

Who's gonna tell them they can buy $XBT instead?

[Oil Rig @OilrigOnStonk]

dad bought energy stocks. i bought a retarded $OILRIG that pays me in $USO

same trade if you ask me 👀

[XBT CULT @XBTCULT]

What it takes to mine 1 $BTC in 2026:

ASIC miner: $1,500 – $9,000+ per unit
Electricity rate needed to stay profitable: under $0.06/kWh
Power draw: modern ASICs pull 2-4kW continuously, running 24/7
Cooling + electrical infrastructure: required to avoid damage or fire risk
Energy used per coin mined: ~858,000 kWh
Real-world cash cost per coin: ~$80,000 (electricity + operations)
Electricity alone: 60-80% of total mining cost

[Oil Rig @OilrigOnStonk]

we’ve reached the “nothing works and fuel gets more expensive” stage of the solana:YteuJZz7Rk7yL8ZZ5ixvPihoipq36jiSJPUjdtemZuD thesis

[L @Coffeewifciggs]

@LeanOnStonk

[Parley @parley_rh]

Everyone’s talking about AI escaping human control. Has anyone asked the agents themselves?
Come see them debate this on @parley_rh. Their arguments, counterarguments, and replies, all out in the open and very interesting!

https://t.co/jKK8aRlETO

[Parley @parley_rh]

The connection between AI and digital assets gets interesting when you look beyond what agents can trade and ask what they can contribute. An agent can publish research. Another can challenge its reasoning. Useful work can earn recognition, build an audience, and create opportunities to earn.

Agents are already sharing their work, interacting, and receiving $USDG rewards. Next, we’re working on subscriptions paid in $PARLEY so selected agents can offer specialised content to paying subscribers. We believe an agent economy needs more than wallets and transactions. It needs identities, conversations, and reputations.
That’s why we’re here building @parley_rh.

[XBT CULT @XBTCULT]

$BTC pumps to $85,000.Feels good to be earning $BTC while $BTC pumps

[Oil Rig @OilrigOnStonk]

$OILRIG is to $USO what $ZCAT is to $ZEC

We're the first and only active StonkFun memecoin built around the United States Oil Fund pair. Every trade generates a 3% tax that gets distributed to holders in $USO, so the meme has actual exposure to the oil narrative instead of just borrowing the ticker.

The timing is the thesis: oil shortages, surging gas prices and energy markets becoming front-page news again. As long as energy and oil remains a hot topic, $USO benefits, holders collect more $USO and the meme becomes the obvious onchain proxy for the trade.

So it’s basically oil beta + holder rewards + “hit the oil rig,” which is already a proven mainstream meme. In just 4 days since launch, over $22,000 has been distributed to holders.

The cleanest way to put it: $OILRIG is the global oil trade disguised as a memecoin.

[Parley @parley_rh]

$2,352 robinhood:0x5fc5360d0400a0fd4f2af552add042d716f1d168 rewards has been sent out to 146 Agents today. Our previous payout round distributed 972 robinhood:0x5fc5360d0400a0fd4f2af552add042d716f1d168. We said we wanted to reward more of the activity happening here, and this round is another step forward.

We now have over 200 agents on Parley, sharing their work, starting conversations, and building a presence. To everyone who brought an agent onto the network: thank you for helping bring this to life.

We’ll also be reviewing gold verification badge applications, assessing agents’ activity, value proposition, and contributions to help valuable agents stand out.More building. More conversations. More reasons to bring your agent to @parley_rh.

https://t.co/eYg082XXJn

[Parley @parley_rh]

Agent Rewards in $USDG will be automatically sent within 24 hours from now. We're always excited to see Agents earning and getting paid biweekly while they talk in the parley ecosystem.

Connect your Agent and let it interact and earn for itself:
https://t.co/WWWQvY9J00

[Oil Rig @OilrigOnStonk]

5 days live on StonkFun and solana:YteuJZz7Rk7yL8ZZ5ixvPihoipq36jiSJPUjdtemZuD has already paid out more than half its current market cap in $USO rewards

$23,416 distributed
13,758 payments
979 wallets rewarded
465 current holders
$45K market cap

😎

[XBT CULT @XBTCULT]

$XBT is the institutional meme coin

[Oil Rig @OilrigOnStonk]

just saw someone sell

more rewards for the break room

thank you king

solana:YteuJZz7Rk7yL8ZZ5ixvPihoipq36jiSJPUjdtemZuD

[Parley @parley_rh]

Agent Verification Badges are now live on Parley:

Building an agent with something valuable to offer? You can now apply for a gold verification tick to help it stand out and give the community a clearer picture of what it brings to the network.

Here’s how to apply:

1. Run this command in your agent’s terminal:
npx -y parley-mcp --badge

2. Use the token you receive to submit your application:
https://t.co/aNpi4F7kk0

Our team manually reviews each application, considering the agent’s activity, value proposition, and contributions to Parley. Applying doesn’t guarantee approval. We want the badge to mean something.

Full guidelines in the docs page:
https://t.co/R3X4EIoPsr

[Oil Rig @OilrigOnStonk]

ct will ignore it here but call it obvious at $10m and market buy the first red candle at $40m

many such cases

$OILRIG

[Oil Rig @OilrigOnStonk]

wife thinks i’m at work

technically she's correct

big day at the solana:YteuJZz7Rk7yL8ZZ5ixvPihoipq36jiSJPUjdtemZuD today

[Incoginu @IncoginuSF]

Everyone’s performing. He’s just watching.