Ri | haileeverse

He/Him | stan @HaileeSteinfeld k bye | pretty sure i got coffee flowing through my veins | official @haileeverse account yes

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31.05.25

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i would like to go on solo walks but my aesthetically depressed ass is too lazy for that even

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everytime i roll its either a willy wonka or wonka’s willy

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my insta profile is turning into pure poetry if i do say so myself. like if ever they wanna make a biopic of me im literally all laid out there

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ig i have a little flair for drama after all

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peak adhd is procrastinating to piss

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her house is on pretty girl avenue

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imagine being so violently hazed and your kitten just comes and sleeps on you. i have wayyyy to much energy and i gotta contain it all for this adorable abyssal furball

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im this close to having voices of my own

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i need someone to reinstate my bedtime

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smoking is so weird i gotta quit the one thing im the goat at

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got called “chronically online”! time to bring “type A dark mode” back

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i cant do life man

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since she wont talk back even after initiating the convo, where did thanos find a tshirt his size after wiping out half the universe?

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my cat sleeps all day and can do parkour. i gym 5 days a week and my body hinges creak like the conjuring house. evolution.

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my tear ducts work

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need me some korean genes

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when she sees me typing

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september needs to end already

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when she takes too long to reply so you keep sending her reels and now the next day is gonna be just her replying to all the reels and no meaningful conversation. even talking stage is cooked atp

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tuesday has such a third child energy