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Hanging out in the fire swamp. 🇵🇸🍉🗝️

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@SSSpittingCobra @notheotherkaty I thought it smelled like a combo of wood fire and hot garbage and now I know why!

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I’m sure some people are critical just to be different but that’s not what criticism is for. We are absolutely in peril if we read criticism as performative.

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You know things are getting bad when suggested articles have titles like “8 Delicious Recipes You Can Make From Dog Food” and “Top 10 Pillows To Scream Into”.

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My kind of lover.

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@kayteterry It’s mayonnaise.

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@kayteterry CUTE!

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Being pro-police reveals a certain amount of privilege in which you have not encountered being at the business end of a billy club or experienced some other form of police oriented violence. Congrats on living such a charmed life.

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Socialists defending cops in 2026, fucking embarrassing man.

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The Totoro cat bus was an accessibility nightmare. No ramps, fur floors, no announcing of stops.

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I swear the roaches in my kitchen have become sentient. We look at each other for a moment before I try to smash them.

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Mutating mice becoming growing problem in Philadelphia, researchers say https://t.co/KjVgrxsWHG

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If you can speak in tongues, you’re probably good at oral sex.

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@falseroxy Cheesesteaks taste and smell like sweaty asshole, which ironically are also great when drunk.

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@ChaseMit I’d like to order off the Kid A menu please.

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I’m so excited to see this team at the World Cup.

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@kayteterry Real Oldboy vibes.

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@kayteterry It’s one of your best assets.

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@falseroxy He was such a good cat. So fluffy and friendly. Just wanted to be everyone’s friend. But he mainly had eyes for you.

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@kayteterry Hey, I’m land acknowledging here!

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@kayteterry Book of the Month by Lovage is the only song that can straddle the line between sexy and horny. It’s goofy but also kinda hot.

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Once I called up an ex to see if we could get back together.
She asked “Are you still goth?”
I said yeah.
She said “Oh.” Then hung up the phone.