John Coffey

GTLF Ambassador

[John Coffey @coffman333]

They really gotta figure out how to put soup into a sandwich

[John Coffey @coffman333]

What would it take to find the 1960’s Speed Racer season 1 on vhs?
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It takes everything.

[John Coffey @coffman333]

Going to Turkey to get hair implants but I’m gonna have them implant my pubes

[John Coffey @coffman333]

@bertok_alec 5 people before someone tried to push me in front of a train

[John Coffey @coffman333]

Gonna see how many people I can eurostep past at the bar tonight - brought to you by Donovan Mitchell

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Hey sorry I wasn’t listening I was thinking about the Golden Toad, native to only a 4km region in Costa Rica claimed extinct but not confirmed? Anyways, why is your mom in the hospital?….hey why are you leaving

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@JRBon25 @RonnieBobonny Mobley with 3!

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@JRBon25 @RonnieBobonny He’s refusing to shoot the ball Jared

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@InterMiamiCF @Publix @JRBon25 I found my team

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@JRBon25 Shut up Jared. America wants David over Goliath (Goliath not being the absolute behemoth of a man on Purdue). U’CANT

[John Coffey @coffman333]

Waking up in a cold sweat thinking about Sharknado

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@JRBon25 Fire me up Jared

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@BWTBBs 😮

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@JRBon25 Happy birthday Laurel

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@JRBon25 @KingJames Picking against a QB from his Alma Mater. For shame

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@christi57562984 @_willcompton Lol this gotta be Baby Gronks dads burner

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@JRBon25 Aim for the head

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@buckets_magee @DogWalkBarstool Sugar gay?

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@BWTBBs Did my random sound bite stay in post edit?

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@JRBon25 April challenge: until you kill a buck you can’t eat #huntforfood