anna

it's like medicine - it's self discovery, see?

[anna @cogandcanvas]

Listening to Christmas music.
Sitting in the parking lot of McDonalds.
I'm not so sure I've left America...?

[anna @cogandcanvas]

apocalyptic/natural disaster movies are the literal worst. they make money from excessive cgi and portrayals of human agony. where's the appeal in that?

[anna @cogandcanvas]

The Liberty biology department largely believes that wearing shoes is comparable to blasphemy in the way it alters the intended anatomical mechanics God designed for us.
Bless.

[anna @cogandcanvas]

"Grandma, how do you feel about pineapple on pizza?" "I don't."
*proceeds to tell us how strongly she feels about this disgrace*

[anna @cogandcanvas]

It's A Wonderful Life will never, ever fail to make me cry. Wow I love Jimmy Stewart.

[anna @cogandcanvas]

"the very curse of thorns & thistles become the crown of our Savior, which lifts the curse"

[anna @cogandcanvas]

@a_manda_ don't deny it

[anna @cogandcanvas]

@ girls who smell good all the time:
what's your secret? vanilla extract? it's vanilla extract isn't it

[anna @cogandcanvas]

Wasps are the flying minions of Satan. Are we sure the devil possessed a snake in the garden and not a wasp?

[anna @cogandcanvas]

@a_manda_ I WISH I SAW YOU TODAY

[anna @cogandcanvas]

Daredevil is the best produced Netflix show. The motifs, cinematic quality, theatric abilities of the cast, the pacing of the plot. Don't even fight me.

[anna @cogandcanvas]

me, home, in bed:
dad, knocks: you're not on the rifle are you??
me: excuse m-
dad, proceeding to pull a rifle w scope out from under my mattress: nvm I got it

good to be home 👍

[anna @cogandcanvas]

@_kara_michele_ in my educated opinion, yes

[anna @cogandcanvas]

I'm convinced my immune system is practically impenetrable because of the excessive amounts of garlic I consume

[La Dispute @ladisputeband]

I often feel
everything is applause, an apparition
of the surprise of existence,
that the substances of life
aren’t copper and lithium, fire
and earth but the gasp
-bh

[anna @cogandcanvas]

student goes to professor because of a personal struggle:
Professor: "when things get out of control..."
-anticipates Biblical truth-
"...the answer for me is to just go to sleep."
👏👏

[anna @cogandcanvas]

@a_manda_ Heresy

[anna @cogandcanvas]

"Walt Disney was a BUTT"
-quote of the night at the new apt

[anna @cogandcanvas]

what Jesus actually meant: https://t.co/C2UFq1ee8j

[Dan 🐟 Deathbulge Now On Consoles! @deathbulge]

baptism

[anna @cogandcanvas]

@_kara_michele_ @a_manderzzz Just you two? Y'all will need back up, trust me she bites

[anna @cogandcanvas]

@a_manderzzz will fight you & your mother if you disagree with her theory just a heads up