Semako°`

Support others I swear e no hard 😜

[Davido @davido]

Nigga still got fired 😆

[Akintola Ismail AKolade (AIA) @akolade_ismail]

Someone mistakenly sent ₦1,000,000 into my account about an hour ago. A few minutes later, I received a call—it was the owner of the money. She sounded distressed, almost teary, and kept pleading.
I was genuinely surprised.

[Semako°` @cogent_mike]

@TinTinfinite Please explain i still have the bird icon app

[‘Layomi Azeez @MakanakiBrand]

A innocent Nigerian was invited to the Police (Ogombo Police Station) today, being 6th April 2026, being a public holiday, he had nothing to hide so he obliged.

He was detained in the morning & since then till now they’ve refused to tell him the basis arrest.

His lawyers got to the said station and requested to see the DPO, the said DPO refused to see his lawyers.

WHY IS THE DPO HIDING?

She later came out and instructed her officers to walk his lawyers out from the station.

@PoliceNG
@nigerianpolice
@PoliceNG_CRU
@TunjiDisu1

[Elliot @elliot_solution]

A US delegation member poisoned a Nigerian president elect.

A Nigerian businessman won the presidential election by the largest margin in the country’s history in 1993.

The military annulled the results and threw him in prison.

He spent 4 years in a cell refusing to renounce his mandate.

On July 7 1998 the military announced he would be released that same day.

A senior US diplomat arrived to meet him at 3pm.

She poured him a cup of tea.

He started coughing. Collapsed to the floor. Was dead by 3:40pm.

The policeman whose job was to taste every drink before it reached the prisoner said he was sent out of the room before the tea was served.

It was the first time in two years a foreigner had given him food or drink without it being tasted first.

Official cause of death: heart failure.

No charges. No investigation. No answers.

The diplomat who poured the tea later became National Security Adviser to Barack Obama.

💀🇳🇬

[Igho Precious 🌚 @McOatt_]

The guy you people contributed for in October of 2024 for his visa fee, just graduated with a distinction.

Thank you, Twitter.

[I’M @bigdaddyeureka]

Day 2. We didn't stop.

58 devices. ₦15,400 saved.

What I noticed today —people are starting to bring their friends.

Nobody marketed this. Word of mouth is doing the work.

That's what happens when something is genuinely free and genuinely works.

[P.haraoh 👑 @Ugochukwu96_]

"This picture will not trend because i am not naked"

[I’M @bigdaddyeureka]

Day 1 of building a free solar charging station in Uyo, Nigeria. Zero funding.

62 devices charged today. Free.
🔋 37 power banks · 📱 25 smartphones
₦16,100 saved for my community.

Nobody paid NEPA. Nobody paid a charging spot. The sun handled it.

This is just the beginning.

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSGbrasil]

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[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Our No. 6 is back.

[Lia @liabinkin]

Ok sorry one last thing

Xavi, Laporta, Tebas, and Alemany are all talking about different parts of the process, which is why it sounds like a contradiction when it really isn’t.

Xavi is talking about the sporting side. From the football side, Barça contacted Messi after the World Cup, spoke with his father, and negotiations started. So from that perspective, the project to bring Messi back was moving forward.

Alemany is talking about the financial discussions with La Liga. When he says there was a “green light,” it likely means La Liga told Barça that the deal could be possible if certain financial conditions were met, like creating salary cap space. So basically the operation looked feasible on paper.

Laporta is talking about the conditions required for the deal. His point is that the return was only possible if Barça met very specific financial fair play conditions. In other words, it was never guaranteed and depended on the club fixing its financial situation first.

Tebas is talking about the official regulatory step. From La Liga’s side, they never gave a formal authorization to register Messi’s contract, because Barça never fully met the financial requirements needed for registration.

So nobody is necessarily lying. They are just describing different stages of the same process. The sporting project existed, La Liga said the deal might be possible under certain conditions, the club still had to meet those conditions, and in the end there was never a final approval to register the contract.

[Olajiire 🎭 @olajiire101]

We’re not kids anymore. Now my mom tells me her problems, and I hide mine so she doesn’t have to worry. ❤️‍🩹

[PATO @adisadaniel__12]

1 V 1 Africa💚

[Three @_3aem]

my art is good the algorithm just ignores me
my art is good the algorithm just ignores me
my art is good the algorithm just ignores me

(seriously this one took forever and is the most challenging piece I have done to date. kindly asking for support ❤️)

[Lizabeth🌸 @Seyi_Funmiiiii]

I am no longer affiliated with The German Language School.

For clarity and Transparency:

Before working with them, I personally attended their classes, reviewed their social media platforms, and assessed their structure. Based on that, I agreed to collaborate and publicly invited my audience to a free trial class.

I put in a lot of work onboarding everyone according to our agreement. I handled communication personally, answered questions, shared links, sent reminders, and made sure people showed up. I took that responsibility seriously.

Unfortunately, the actual trial sessions did not reflect the quality, coordination, or preparedness I had observed earlier or felt comfortable recommending. This led to a loss of trust and credibility with my audience, which I take seriously.

As a result, I chose to withdraw fully rather than continue endorsing something that didn’t align with my standards. I’ve communicated this privately to the school and transparently to those I onboarded.

I wish them well going forward, but I am no longer involved in any capacity.

[Zene🧃💚 @Toluzene]

UPDATE🚨

As promised I have been sticking my ears out for the conclusion on the matter and from what I've been able to gather (from my boss and cafeteria chit-chat), she'd be facing DC (Disciplinary Committee).

The HR lady took it up with her line manager, they had a back and forth about the lady being apparently "rude". Group heads got involved and she's alleging a breach of operational efficiency policy (sounds so made up but apparently it exists).

The other lady is saying it's a personal belonging and if it doesn't in any way reduce or improve her work efficiency nor compromise company secret she doesn't see a reason why there's a problem with her choice of notepads, she adds that she uses her notepads for more personal stuff.

She goes on to ask that the MD uses a digital notepad (the ones that have a sort of cloud backup) and asks if the policy doesn't cover management staff.

Things are pretty heated at the moment and there's a KSS (Knowledge Sharing Session) by HR scheduled on Friday for all staff. The topic, "Operational Efficiency and Staff Branding".

[The Charity Guy @roxie_ug]

when this comes to your timeline and you can’t donate, kindly just repost please

[‏ً @gr8mxn]

when this comes to your timeline and you can’t donate, kindly just repost please

[BayuzTv @BayuzTv]

Beyond my comprehension God😭 Best video ever #bayuztv