Coggy

Living life one bruh moment at a time

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@WallStreetSilv @elonmusk I do not need to hear about how liberal women make you hard

[CryBaby @babyslothblood]

@SilentGarrett

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@GreyKnight8008 @notcapnamerica Per WEEK, genius. 0.00013% of the unvaccinated population was dying every single week. Doesn't seem like a lot but if you multiply that by like 100+ weeks then it's more like a 98% survival rate -- i.e. 2% of you dense fucks erased in a matter of 2 years

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We're SO back 😍🚀🤯

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When my alarm "goes off" that's the opposite of when it "turns off". I love english

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Who even works on the Google search engine anymore? Google is now the "Oh yeah and we also have a search engine" company. I bet the search engine team is made up entirely of interns

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I'm sorry but people who stand still on those airport terminal flat escalator things are a hindrance to society. Here you are, preventing the rest of us from achieving supersonic walk speed, because you're too lazy to walk on flat ground?

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@IHateMeatbags Basically you need some context about what is a "small" distance and what is a "large" distance. No such universal context exists

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@IHateMeatbags If the number represents a real life quantity for a real life context (i.e. the temperature of the oven I'm about to bake cookies in) then yes two temperatures can be "almost exactly" the same.
For pure math purposes, it's pretty arbitrary.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

BREAKING:

The House has voted to pass the Respect for Marriage Act, legislation to codify federal protection for marriages of same-sex and interracial couples, 258-169.

It now goes to President Biden for his signature.

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Scrolling through Twitter in the past month has felt like a time machine back to 2016 with all the civil war/culture war vibes

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@getpaidwrite @elonmusk Oh shit, the right is becoming self aware about their lack of culture.

Problem is, in order for the New Right to stop being reactionary and "go on the offensive", that would require coming up with an actual platform other than just saying "no" to everything and witch hunts

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@giantdeeps @IIAXUREII @laborisbased @ForgedCyclist @JohnUlysses5 @BEETHOVEN1195 @halomancer1 @elonmusk @getpaidwrite Yep.

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Lfg Mark Kelly 🎉

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Your biggest threat is a 140 lb guy named Dallin who lost his vape

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It has to be the easiest gig ever to be a security guard at an indie concert

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Come on AZ count faster. But also I get it if you're collecting receipts for the inevitable calls for a recount

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@Teletek05 @VaushV Bro if you cant afford $8 idk what to tell you. Not exactly a class barrier

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Males of the elder generations really love to swing their entire dicks around in public gym locker rooms

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@michaelahoov I straight up sent a scan of my final exam in their class, plus CV

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I swear if i have to say "Do you remember me? Uwu please help me" to one more professor