Cogs Of The Machine

We are all Cogs of the Machine!! Catch the Bertcast on iTunes or see #TheMachine live on the road!! @bertcast

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BREAKING: The @cavs have been issued a technical foul for playing Game 4 w 6 men on the court, @warriors start Game5 on FT line #LeBronsDick

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@PelicanPierre and SuperUnCuts #LeBronsDick

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@JenKirkman mainly diarrhea

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@NikkiGlaser more importantly, which would YOU rather... **holds cross in one hand, scale in other, out the window, ready to let go of one**

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Hey @bertkreischer, any plans on a drinking @bertcast with fellow @travelchannel'er #BoozeTraveler @SouthieJack? #BoozeCast

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So @WWE #RAW is replaying the #TripleThreat match from #RoyalRumble for FREE. I got your #RoyalRumbleIn5Words I Want My Money Back

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@MrRobinMitchell ..."believe that"...

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That feeling u get when u sit down 4 the 1st time after taking a huge shit... Worst followed by best 😳😩😍😊 @ChristinaP @tomsegura #BrownTalk

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Can someone please tell @aprilmacie to tweet the photo she's referencing... Some of us are intrigued by @Madonna's nips

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Bert be living that #SnugLife “@bertkreischer: #INXS”

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Eboleo's #RuinADessert @midnight

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Bukcake #RuinADessert @midnight

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Ray Rice Pudding #RuinADessert @midnight

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Poopsicle #RuinADessert @midnight

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Isis Cream Sundae #RuinADessert @midnight

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Did you Run DMC the Ray Rice elevator video?! @midnight #NFLRappers

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There were a ton of celebs on the #ChelseaFinale the other night... but only one cocksucka... @JimNorton

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@theCHIVE took me a SOLID 6 minutes to figure out what that tweet referred to, only then did I notice the game... Don't ask which one it was

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Hahaha “@SierraNevadah: #Airports http://t.co/NVeLQYsaKq”

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@ChrisFranjola not sure if he's got pipes but his jazz hands are redic... #Rockyyyyyy #Stallone #Broadway