April Macie

I'm a comic & I like taking pictures in my panties to fill the hole in my ego where parental love should be.

[April Macie @aprilmacie]

.@shakira’s hips don’t lie but @3gerardpique lips do.

[April Macie @aprilmacie]

.@easyJet bumped us off a flight for 20 crew members, didn’t give us another flight and then the employees left.

[April Macie @aprilmacie]

Over 4 hours on the phone with @united and still no resolution! Fly anything but them!!!!!!!

[April Macie @aprilmacie]

@EKohli It’s none of your business what someone does with their body!

[April Macie @aprilmacie]

Sexual tourism is a 20 billion dollar business. How about instead of worrying what women are doing with their bodies, worry about the millions of men who travel every year to f’ children who don’t have property filtered water.

[Comix Roadhouse @ComixRoadhouse]

April 28-30 the amazing @aprilmacie is on our stage for 4 funny shows! Get your tickets at https://t.co/vaRx3rvpJ6

[Huntsville Levity Live @LevityLiveHSV]

@AprilMacie returns to Stand Up Live May 5-8! April was a finalist on NBC’s Last Comic Standing and she recently appeared in Tiffany Haddish Presents: They Ready Comedy Special on Netflix. Don’t miss the chance to see her LIVE on stage! Tickets and info--> https://t.co/ffHrf87lxh

[April Macie @aprilmacie]

@quartermouse2 @HiltonHotels @canopybyhilton in Grand Rapids

[April Macie @aprilmacie]

Thanks for the bedbugs @HiltonHotels

[April Macie @aprilmacie]

@CEOAdam I adore you

[April Macie @aprilmacie]

@JSalmonComedy @HiltonHotels I have over 100 bites on my face, neck and body

[April Macie @aprilmacie]

@quartermouse2 @HiltonHotels Canopy by Hilton

[April Macie @aprilmacie]

@quartermouse2 @HiltonHotels Canopy by Hilton in Grand Rapids

[Side Splitters-Tampa @SSCCTampa]

Feb 14th @aprilmacie is back in Tampa! Get tickets at https://t.co/w0OLH680WJ.

[April Macie @aprilmacie]

The look of confusion when my husband told me his ex-wife cheated and he didn’t set her shit on fire or wrap her French horn around her neck. He just wanted a “peaceful, amicable separation.”
Tampa- September 2-5 for more unstable eyes and laughs.
https://t.co/0JXWn0XqIL

[Rob Saah @RobSaahShow]

I am excited to announce and support!
The Women's Work Comedy Tour feat. April Macie, Chaunte Wayans & Tammy Pescatelli at Rams Head On Stage (Annapolis, MD)! Sat Sep 11, 2021!

Get your tickets now: https://t.co/EqmRr2Xvvb
#Comedy #AnnapolisMD #Maryland

[Butler Arts & Events Center @ButlerArtsCtr]

JUST ANNOUNCED: Women's Work Comedy Tour featuring @cwayans @aprilmacie @TammyPescatelli arrives at the Schrott Center for the Arts on September 18 at 8 pm!
Tickets on sale June 4 at https://t.co/DunZoXUWl8