mr. amsterdam 🍉

Breath deeper

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

Ya salak salak konusmayin

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

Babe wake up, new cybercrime just dropped

[MTS @MTSlive]

SITUATION DETECTED: In Australia's first known autonomous AI cyberattack, an OpenClaw agent used a vulnerability in a gym’s API to leapfrog scheduling restrictions for a gym class, and then forcefully cancelled another person's reservation to move its user up the list, per ABC.

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

Dunyanin en zengin loseri

[Paul Niland @PaulNiland]

During the interview with @zannymb Musk looked, sounded, and acted smug throughout. He felt he was in control and winning debate point after debate point.

I think he's now seen the reviews.

[͏weeabob @weeabob]

he’s in a conversation with someone who can actually articulate their thoughts and all he can come up with is 15 variations of “no u”

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

Içgorusuzluk seviyesinde elon musk olun

[Rachel Gilmore @atRachelGilmore]

Absolute crash out from Musk after he’s presented with the reality that many, many people fucking hate him

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

@Ylmzihsan Kadir seker olayi gibi olmasin bu da

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

@Ylmzihsan Keske su tiviti rtliyebilseydim

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

Elon musk’in siteye verdigi en buyuk zarar bu para isi oldu. Millet para icin bok postluyor eskiden surda gordugumuz seyler kaliteli olurdu. Simdi slop oldugu garanti gibi bi sey

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

In a 3% experiment, removing the Top-30 highest paid revenue share accounts from the For You timeline increased both time spent and daily active users on X.

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

Instagram storyleri layklamamiz gerekilen bi sey sanirim

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

@UchidaMana16600 Trump wants lower rates, and Warsh may have to hike the rates bc of inflationary pressure. When that happens, Trump will demand his resignation in a Truth post

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

Bir aya kalmadan istifasini ister faizleri yukseltince

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

"I expect he will go down as one of the truly great Chairman of the Federal Reserves that we've ever had." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

@obirgavat

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

@yunancivciv Uberleri bi yere yollamamiz gerekti

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

Bu iste bi kahpelik olabilir

[sankit @sankitdev]

Interviewer:

How does Google Maps know there's a traffic jam in real time?

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

Hayir hocam bu kadar yakinken birakmak olmaz

[🎙️ Muhbir @ajansmuhbir1923]

💥 Prof. Dr. Ercüment Ovalı, Kovid-19 aşısı çalışmalarını durdurdu.

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

Thank you elon musk

[Del @TheCartelDel]

The average monthly salary in Nigeria, Kenya, and Bangladesh is roughly $470, $393, and $220. Because Twitter no longer meaningfully penalizes accounts that spread lies, incite conflict, or promote hate, and has now monetized engagement, it's created a system where these bad actors can profit. For some folks in lower-income countries, provoking outrage abroad can earn double the pay of a full-time local job. They've effectively incentivized a perfect storm that funds & fuels Skrulls to cause chaos in western society.

[Blake Allen @Blake_Allen13]

Nice to have confirmation on what we suspect - that Musk’s monetization scheme on this site has led to a raft of South Asians and Nigerians to set up rage-bait engagement accounts and poisoned the well on our public discourse

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

Bi durum mu var

[Conflict @ConflictTR]

🚨 Tarım Bakanlığı, sokak lezzetleri satan işletmelerin denetleneceğini duyurdu.

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

Bir gun herkes yesil pasaport iptal edilmeli pozisyonuna gelcek... Ulke tarihinin en sacma islerinden

[2CR - Serhat İnci @2crserhatinci]

15 yıldır avukatlık yapan ve serbest çalışan avukatlara yeşil pasaport verilmesinin mantığı nedir bilen var mı? Herhangi bir mimardan, mühendisten, işçiden, esnaftan farkları nedir? Biz niye vize sırası bekliyoruz mesela şu an bilmem kaç ay? Tsk’ya iş yapan savunma sanayisi personelinde bile yok şu. Adamlar fuara gitmek için vize kovalıyor. Mantığını bilen varsa yazsın hakkaten.

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

F1de senelerce hamido hater’iydim, kirmadigi rekor kalmadi. Bi sene tuttum gidip son turda en sevmedigim adama kupayi verdi

[mr. amsterdam 🍉 @cohandoe11]

Nasil bir gunah islediysem yine sevmedigim takim gidip sampi olmus. Gs disinda yuzumuzu gulduren yok

[MLB @MLB]

THE LOS ANGELES @DODGERS ARE THE 2025 #WORLDSERIES CHAMPIONS! #CHAMPS