Steve Cohen’s burner

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[Steve Cohen’s burner @cohensburner]

@NjTank99 This bit is so tired man. Please go root for a different team. You don’t deserve to celebrate any success this team ever has

[Steve Cohen’s burner @cohensburner]

@JoezMcfLy @JeffPassan Truly hilarious you have a job in baseball media. Can you explain why the A’s would make this trade?

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@charliekirk11 Such a laughably bad take from you. I thought you lived being a capitalist every single day? No free market in baseball when it’s immigrants and minorities making millions?

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@jwr020819 You have tweeted 13 times since posting this 4 hours ago 😭😭😭 you gotta be the weirdest guy on here

[Steve Cohen’s burner @cohensburner]

@jwr020819 For the love of everything man, PLEASE stop complaining about this app. You have literally tweeted 300k times, 90 times a day. You are embarrassing yourself

[Steve Cohen’s burner @cohensburner]

@Keith_McPherson Penthouse rent free in your dome. Try therapy my guy, you’ll get over him one day

[Steve Cohen’s burner @cohensburner]

@jwr020819 This might be the funniest thing anyone has ever posted. Dude you average around 90 tweets per day, I can’t even wrap my mind around that. this platform is your entire life

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@jwr020819 I’m genuinely curious, why are you trying portray yourself as some old Mets fan? Your picture is of college graduation and you’ve tweeted well over 300k times. You are firmly among the new gen z era of Mets fans

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@jwr020819 My man, you are much closer to those kids than you think but keep hyping yourself up

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@jwr020819 The Mets have about 10 middle infielders already. Not sure where you are going with this one

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Some of the Soto reports coming out are actually malpractice. Don’t even deserve the attention of positing about it. You’re telling me Mets management leaked to yankee reporters that they’re disappointed in his body language? Laughable reporting

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@timbhealey Tim, your political takes were always dead wrong and made me laugh but you’ve been my favorite reporter on the Mets beat. Best of luck

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@thebenchesclear I’m genuinely curious, who do you think Baty should be playing over in the lineup?

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The vibes are wonderful. Mets haven’t had a lefty slugger since Delgado. Lots of young guns coming up the ranks, Tidwell and sproat. Kranick in the bullpen. Go Mets!

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@StevenACohen2 Thank you Steve. I love you even tho I am your burner account

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@realboshek Juan Soto will have a more valuable career than either judge or jeter. But please continue to cope

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@JakeKosack Man you are such a loser. How long will it take you to get over this?

Book marking for when the Mets overtake Yankees in attendance in the near future

[Steve Cohen’s burner @cohensburner]

Juan Soto is a New York Met

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@eyyankees Cry harder, please

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@Keith_McPherson @JuanSoto25_ Bro you are so mad 😭😭😭