Crunch Cohn🍦

✶✶✶✶ | Ron Swanson is my spirit animal

[MLB @MLB]

BRADEN MONTGOMERY HITS A WALK-OFF HOMER IN HIS MAJOR LEAGUE DEBUT!

[Brian Knights @BrianKnights3]

LIFETIME CONTRACT

BLANK CHECK

STATUE

MVP

ROY

MUNE

[Crunch Cohn🍦 @cohn_head]

Having kids is just an excuse to watch Shrek whenever I want

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Dude, Munetaka Murakami is a freak. The man has been launching bombs every night for a week straight.

[Crunch Cohn🍦 @cohn_head]

Murakami just hits bombs!

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

White Sox on Easter weekend:

3-0

[NBA @NBA]

TOP 10 DERRICK ROSE PLAYS IN CHICAGO 🌹

@drose's #1 jersey heads to the Bulls rafters... following tonight's game at 8pm/et on the NBA App!

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

No. 1 will always be From Chicago.

Narration by @ScottiePippen.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Down 21-3 means nothing to this man

DA BEARS WIN!!!

[Crunch Cohn🍦 @cohn_head]

Wemby is such a cheat code

[Crunch Cohn🍦 @cohn_head]

Just watched a commercial for Hulu on Hulu.. what are we doing?

[Crunch Cohn🍦 @cohn_head]

@MrDelicious13 Sometimes?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Yankees Debut New Gloves https://t.co/Gy52BXP37X

[BING BOB @RobbieBarstool]

ROBBERY!!!!!! THE GIGANTES WILL REMEMBER THIS!!!

[Crunch Cohn🍦 @cohn_head]

@RobbieBarstool … we riot

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

I mean... 😭

[Crunch Cohn🍦 @cohn_head]

Sunburnt so bad I need to take ibuprofen

[Crunch Cohn🍦 @cohn_head]

@Flemdawg20 @ChiSportsDay @mccormmi90 @SpizzZi The Holsteins beer garden was going crazy!

[Crunch Cohn🍦 @cohn_head]

Who the hell wants to swim in the Chicago river?

[WGN TV News @WGNNews]

#JUSTIN Chicago River Swim to be held in September after more than 100 years https://t.co/AWPDoYpO5d

[Crunch Cohn🍦 @cohn_head]

The Sox might never win a game this season but at least Crochet is pitching great again