Jamal

I've been on twitter a long time. I've seen things.

[Jamal @cohortq]

@Employed_In_NYC He's still there

https://t.co/ad8MslXFao

[Jamal @cohortq]

@eli_manheim @BruinReport I'm picking UCLA over UCF only because of this statement.

[Jamal @cohortq]

Visitor management platform https://t.co/PIPkt3JBrP is down. No ETA on when it will be back.

#visitus

[Jamal @cohortq]

@Douglasddecker @_0b1d1 What's the name of the song he used?

[Joe Tidy BBC News @joetidy]

Scene in MGM Grand according to a TikTok user who said slots machines down and casino floor empty after cyber attack. She also says staff had to make and distribute physical room keys and an admin error caused her to walk in on another guest. Source: https://t.co/etNWW0S49y

[Jamal @cohortq]

@KJNelson11 When is this book going to be released? I just finished Relive and cant wait to read the next book in the series.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Jesse Owens of USA winning gold for the long jump in the summer Olympics in Germany, 1936.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ The man saluting behind Owens is Lutz Long, a German who shared training tips with Owens and was the first to openly congratulate him after his final jump in full view of Hitler.

After the Olympics, the two kept in touch via mail. Below is Long's last letter to Owens while he was stationed with the German Army in North Africa during World War 2. Long was later killed in action during the allied invasion of Sicily in 1943.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣

"I am here, Jesse, where it seems there is only the dry sand and the wet blood. I do not fear so much for myself, my friend Jesse, I fear for my woman who is home, and my young son Karl, who has never really known his father.⁣⁣

My heart tells me, if I be honest with you, that this is the last letter I shall ever write. If it is so, I ask you something. It is a something so very important to me.

It is you go to Germany when this war done, someday find my Karl, and tell him about his father. Tell him, Jesse, what times were like when we not separated by war. I am saying—tell him how things can be between men on this earth.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣

If you do this something for me, this thing that I need the most to know will be done, I do something for you, now. I tell you something I know you want to hear. And it is true.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣

That hour in Berlin when I first spoke to you, when you had your knee upon the ground, I knew that you were in prayer.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Then I not know how I know. Now I do. I know it is never by chance that we come together. I come to you that hour in 1936 for purpose more than der Berliner Olympiade.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣

And you, I believe, will read this letter, while it should not be possible to reach you ever, for purpose more even than our friendship.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ I believe this shall come about because I think now that God will make it come about. This is what I have to tell you, Jesse.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣

I think I might believe in God.⁣⁣ And I pray to him that, even while it should not be possible for this to reach you ever, these words I write will still be read by you.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣

Your brother,⁣⁣ Luz"⁣⁣

[Heather Hogan @theheatherhogan]

The tech who did my breast ultrasound put gel on the wand and said "Here comes some warm jelly!" and started whoosh-whooshing it toward my boobs like an airplane. Then she stopped dead, mid-whoosh, blinked, and said "I'm sorry, I have twin toddlers, I am... fucking exhausted."

[Jamal @cohortq]

The last player drafted by the Montreal Expos has retired from Professional Sports.

[Old Canada Series @oldcanadaseries]

The Montréal Expos 507th pick in the 18th round of the 1995 MLB draft, Thomas E. Brady Jr. He would later go on to play football for the University of Michigan, work in Ann Arbor, Michigan for Merrill Lynch and later play in the NFL.

[Jamal @cohortq]

@Coldorcia is that your Brunello bottle on Episode 3 of #HBOMax's #TheLastOfUs ?

[Jamal @cohortq]

@mooneybagz Hope potato crop is going well this year!

[Santiago @svpino]

11 ways ChatGPT saves me hours of work every day, and why you'll never outcompete those who use AI effectively.

A list for those who write code:

1 of 16

[Jamal @cohortq]

@WineSpies Hey guys, one of your promotional emails "view price" button has this link https://t.co/OzRg8cfBc9

and it goes to this article

https://t.co/6RruiS3xpL

[Jamal @cohortq]

@NBCLA Anyone who invests in this should just burn your money now.

[Nexo @Nexo]

Nexo has grown as a company, and so has our offering, but the underpinning principles remain the same. With this thread, we would like to shed some light on Nexo’s business model and how it might differ from that of others. 🧵

Take a look at the chart below and let’s unpack it:

[Jamal @cohortq]

@Omni_Lego @WhaleChart @Gemini They never should have had an Earn product to begin with

[Yano 🟪 @JasonYanowitz]

If this is really the end for Genesis, this could be more impactful than FTX.

FTX hurt liquid funds and consumers. Genesis impacts nearly every company in crypto.

Let's dig in.

[JD @OneTrueJD]

I'm dumbfounded by authors like @CryptusChrist sharing supposed research and claiming Nexo is insolvent, without even knowing the most basic facts such as the fact that the attestation has NEVER updated on the weekend. Ever! And you've plastered that all over the dashboard 1/11

[Andrew Zimmern @andrewzimmern]

Twitter loved this recipe so much, it crashed my site. To answer some of your Qs: bistro was called Cafe Un Deux Trois & is no longer open.
In 1992, I started work at a French bistro in Minneapolis that served the best onion soup. Recipe here: https://t.co/eH6lqQE1fk

[Entertainment Tonight @etnow]

Dwayne Johnson just has *this* to say to Henry Cavill after getting Superman to return to the DCEU in #BlackAdam: "Welcome home." 🙌