bacterial girl

stop unfollowing me im pregnant and its yours

[bacterial girl @coieco]

*meditating*

[bacterial girl @coieco]

@rotarydials who is this beast

[bacterial girl @coieco]

@vampbats i have too many cats to just freefeed them all bc like two of them are boys who will just eat until they explode

[bacterial girl @coieco]

@sleepvol1 proud bbw state graduate bumper sticker

[bacterial girl @coieco]

@vampbats i like chicken feed them in the morning by tossing kibble everywhere and give them wet food in the evening and they’re the healthiest they’ve ever been 😭

[bacterial girl @coieco]

@vampbats my old roommate who kept filling their bowl in the middle of the night and wondering why our cats were so fat

[bacterial girl @coieco]

@radgekyo i added like 50 loops of an asmr video once bc i was listening to it to sleep and for a while every time i played music in the car it would follow it up with wax cracking again bc i forgot to remove them EVERY TIME

[bacterial girl @coieco]

this is making me sick to my stomach hellooo

[Sumilees @Sumilees]

Ideal for evening rest at home or during travel.

[bacterial girl @coieco]

anyway if anyone wants to see my gross fucked up leg lmk

[bacterial girl @coieco]

@pterodaustro bnuuy

[the sandwich @sleepvol1]

would do numbers on the “drawing bbws” side of twitter

[bacterial girl @coieco]

by my own protocol i mean that a cut >1.5in i have to advise a patient to seek emergency care + if its over a joint - and my cuts were like 6 inches long but they werent gaping. idk im annoyed i wasted a saturday bc i knew they were largely superficial but i was following RULES

[bacterial girl @coieco]

i bashed my knee through a coffee table yesterday and followed MY OWN protocol to go to the ER just to wait four hours to get some steri strips. 😭 like i could’ve done that at home

[bacterial girl @coieco]

@bakedonceagain i genuinely need one of these boxes so bad. not even the cigs just the box 😭

[bacterial girl @coieco]

@sleepvol1 they’re not around real smokers

[bacterial girl @coieco]

@fear_2_tread the only person who can do land acknowledgements is that guy from are arch class

[bacterial girl @coieco]

@iguessitsbrett and somehow it’s lagging doing the one specific thing it was built to do 😭

[bacterial girl @coieco]

@PropSh0t @pterodaustro someone’s mad