Coincidentistry

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[LUOK @THELUOK]

new emoji @Apple

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

It’s too late. I’ve already depicted you as the current swept Ben and myself as the unfazed King Otis.

[moonreeds 🌙 @verydrearydays]

being put into someone's friend group feels like this. you are the fish

[Coincidentistry @coincidentistry]

@kingsleazey @ainsleyphobic Genuinely doing the lords work and please keep doing so bc this guy tweeted incest fantasies and wanting a "pedophile tgirl" too

[Coincidentistry @coincidentistry]

@L30RA Im not saying IM gonna do it im just saying it would be a little funny if someone were to find his family members from his Instagram page and ask them if they know what their relative is up to

[Skoddy @SkoddyWoddy]

my friend sent me this image and it gave me way more dopamine than it realistically should've

[Marsman3354 @marsman3354]

idea that was revealed to me in a dream

[Beelz 🔞 @artofbeelz]

More pics of eclipse over the Prague castle!

[𝑩𝒊𝒎𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒛𝒍𝒆𝒅 🎨 🐶 @bbimboozled]

"I don't care what they call me, as long as they don't call me what they did in Thunderclan."
"What's that?"
"They used to call me Pigtail."

[GoofyGoose 🏳️‍⚧️🍉 @GoofyGoose6]

@TallBart The implication Papa John's shall not prosper and thrive will be your undoing.

[yoo @mrshcake]

holy-

[Jermaine @Jahlvardravito]

@cowboy_postbop it is understandable within the misogynist framework that walt views his life in, where a male cop hunting him down is actually a thrill and makes him feel important, while his wife wanting the best for him and even helping him but still being afraid for him is Evil.

[april 🏳️‍⚧️ @WiiUBootyCheeks]

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

“windows 98 product key:
b&mfr-cftgq-c9pbw-vhg3j-3r3yw”

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

I liked it. And I was blue at it

[bimbo baggins @strongbadegirl]

sometimes i feel like that german guy from Breaking Bad who dips pretzel bites in a bunch of different sauces and then fucking electrocutes himself

[Louis Wain Archive @LouisWainBot]

'Felix'