@Soyjak_Solana is the most undervalued meme coin in crypto
the top 3 memes today are $PEPE $WOJAK and $SOY
the first two have already gained some traction but $SOY has been missed by whales and smart money.
to catch up to the first two it would need to do a 100-20000x
My wife has a new boyfriend, and he is American
Moved in last week and I already hate him
Installed the AC in the bedroom without any care for climate
Put a giant American flag in front of our house too
Last night, he asked how much do I earn
I proudly said "€1,700 before tax, got a raise recently"
"Is that per week?" he obnoxiously laughed and slapped my wife's ass
He is simply the worst person I have ever known
If he wasn't black, I would ask my wife to break up with him
But I'd rather suffer every day, than become a racist
@eurofounder Dear Matthias,
Happy to hear this, my wife and I are also totally aligned. I am working 60-hour weeks in Frankfurt and send 90% of my income to her in Kenya where she has been scouting for a vacation home for us for the last 3 years.
All the best,
Wolfgang
Just discovered my 19 year old daughter has an OnlyFans account
I was devastated
She clearly must not be registered as a sole proprietor with the the German Trade Office
I sat her down and asked how much she'd made
She said €4,200
I nearly collapsed
That's at least €1,890 in unreported VAT obligations
She started crying but I did the only thing a good father could do
We spent the entire weekend filling out forms together
She's now fully compliant with a business registration and tax ID
Makes €340/month after taxes and social contributions
I've never been more proud of her
Only 19 and already an online entrepreneur
She has a bright future ahead of her
Would you rather be cuckolded or raped? Cuckolded meaning that you aren't actually the father of the child you think is yours. Assume that the rape is going to be quite unpleasant, possibly gay.
How so many people could still overlook this generational titan (tit/an) just highlights how many actual soyboys exist among us.
@Soyjak_Solana
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My wife recently went on a "girls trip" to Kenya
She came back glowing, and somehow obsessed with learning Swahili?
She hired a private tutor, a Kenyan guy named Juma
Today I came home early and heard loud noises from our bedroom
I peeked in and saw my wife on all fours, moaning loudly, while Juma was behind her gripping her hips
"What is going on here?" I asked
"We're doing breathing exercises, it's needed to properly pronounce Swahili" my wife said
I smiled and gently closed the door
After an hour, my wife and Juma came downstairs
She could barely walk, had that same post-Kenya glow again
“Your wife is a very talented student" Juma said
What a fantastic, dedicated professional
I decided to pay him extra for his trouble
My wife has already booked four more lessons next week
While Americans fear and hate immigrants, we Europeans embrace them
Lily Phillips’ boyfriend Sam says he’s incredibly proud of her hard work and has no concerns whatsoever because he sees her as “a human being”. He even describes her extreme stunts as “a work of art” 🤨
Had a great chat today with the @Soyjak_Solana today regarding a potential migration!
Communities are beginning to realize and accept that migrations are bullish, and they lead to of the largest attention events in a token's history.
When Women are empowered to lead, everyone benefits. Women are inherently superior to men and should therefore hold authority, power, and influence over them. And should lead the world. 💯♀️👸🏻
It is beyond the time for Women to be embraced as our natural leaders.