Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard

Local cryptid

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

Sucking dick for the first time and coughing a bunch like you just hit the pen too hard

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

@Crapmire

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

Shall I compare thee to a cummer’s eve?

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

@fryspati Send them my way if you’re not interested

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

Dude I was messing around with my cock and you won’t believe what happened next

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

They’re putting me on a performance improvement plan at work because I keep dry humping all the office furniture

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

Much ado about nutting

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

Walking around with my dick out but no one can tell cause my pants are covering it

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

@jlm3303 I think you can just buy the sandwich with money and not have to do all that

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

@hunterch4fer Yoooooooo

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

@severalbird Gay or regular style?

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

@normal_ballerz .22 short. The chode of calibers

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

@Y2Komrade Happy birthday!!!

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

Dude stop tickling my butt cheeks

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

@ohiojesustwink The way this was her last Oscar nom. Please let’s not go out like this!

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

How to eat pussy no borax. No glue

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

@normal_ballerz Honestly it depends

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

@rossleonardy That’s what priv is for babygirl

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

@matts_keyeye I’m playing with someone else that rhymes with grok

[Captain Jean-Luc Dickhard @cointelprostate]

My penis is a grower in the sense that it grows on you how mediocre it is. You will eventually warm to how mid and unimpressive it is. It does not grow to be larger