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Nico🤗 People's Choice: Best Bartender 2020 (Charlotte Magazine) •Twitch Streamer •Tiktoker •Bartender •Don't get wet. Don't feed past midnight

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We are rapidly approaching the newest food craze:
HYPER-allergenic menues.
Everything has shellfish, dairy, gluten, allium, and nuts.
No changes or substitutions.

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As a bartender, nothing feels better than when the chef lets you borrow a knife. 10/10

Disclaimer, this is a show of trust. Ask first, and take any “no” with a grain of salt.

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Practicing be

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@HumansNoContext Your honor, I ask the court: if not supposed to bite, how come food shaped?

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Fun fact for the day. Rhetorically you come accross a sentence in English that is, at the same time, true, tautological, a tongue twister, and a double entandre.

Example:
“Trump, like fascists, likes fascists.”

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First American Pope.
Trump declares war on the city the pope is from.

Trump could burn a cross on a church lawn and some people would still defend him 🤦‍♂️

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@MrBeast 9-1-1

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@XXIV_Concept

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*my wife and I cook very differently*

Wife: I learned why you sear certain meats for certain dishes!
Me: Maillard reaction?
Wife: Yeah! The heat does something to the amino acids and sugars.
Me: What’s it called if you’re making duck?
Wife: What?
Me: a Mallard reaction
Wife: 😑

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I want to know what more I can do, because these kids are living my worst nightmare.
My mother was almost torn from me when we came here because of the way I looked and the way she spoke.

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Kids need help.
I want to hide under my privilege like a warm blanket.
When I hear or read about what’s happening in my country, it rockets through my whole body.
I’m an immigrant son of immigrants. I came to this country with scars, and my mother being interrogated.

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@sircalebhammer Me here. Doing this in Charlotte NC ✋

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@itsdeaann Staggering how many people miss that these posts are targeted. These are posted specifically on X (formerly Twitter), for good reason.
1) like minded people respond “omg, yes. I feel this: funny, witty, brilliant”
2) conservatives getting rage baited into really stupid comments

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There’s loads more, but the point is that “dad strength” isnt acquired, you cant make it over time, and you’re not entitled to it. “Dad strength,” is something you prepare for, and it’s not in your blood. It’s in your hands. My dad had hands of stone. Hard, rough, but warm

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@JadenLeBel Do you also need my birthday and ssn?

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@FearedBuck This guy definitely looks like he’s taking methamphetamemes

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@EdKrassen I’d also leave after his first sentence.

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@I_AM_WILDCAT Hey now, you should know.
It takes way less than 30 seconds, if you can read

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@realspitfire Gets cleaned every one or 2 years likely. Yall should check links or at least use google. Be better.