We are rapidly approaching the newest food craze:
HYPER-allergenic menues.
Everything has shellfish, dairy, gluten, allium, and nuts.
No changes or substitutions.
As a bartender, nothing feels better than when the chef lets you borrow a knife. 10/10
Disclaimer, this is a show of trust. Ask first, and take any “no” with a grain of salt.
Fun fact for the day. Rhetorically you come accross a sentence in English that is, at the same time, true, tautological, a tongue twister, and a double entandre.
Example:
“Trump, like fascists, likes fascists.”
First American Pope.
Trump declares war on the city the pope is from.
Trump could burn a cross on a church lawn and some people would still defend him 🤦♂️
*my wife and I cook very differently*
Wife: I learned why you sear certain meats for certain dishes!
Me: Maillard reaction?
Wife: Yeah! The heat does something to the amino acids and sugars.
Me: What’s it called if you’re making duck?
Wife: What?
Me: a Mallard reaction
Wife: 😑
I want to know what more I can do, because these kids are living my worst nightmare.
My mother was almost torn from me when we came here because of the way I looked and the way she spoke.
Kids need help.
I want to hide under my privilege like a warm blanket.
When I hear or read about what’s happening in my country, it rockets through my whole body.
I’m an immigrant son of immigrants. I came to this country with scars, and my mother being interrogated.
@itsdeaann Staggering how many people miss that these posts are targeted. These are posted specifically on X (formerly Twitter), for good reason.
1) like minded people respond “omg, yes. I feel this: funny, witty, brilliant”
2) conservatives getting rage baited into really stupid comments
There’s loads more, but the point is that “dad strength” isnt acquired, you cant make it over time, and you’re not entitled to it. “Dad strength,” is something you prepare for, and it’s not in your blood. It’s in your hands. My dad had hands of stone. Hard, rough, but warm