Neo Modern

I awake from the solace of sleep to be ravaged by the sheep, the weak ponder their skills but continue to swallow the same pill, what will become of us?

[Neo Modern @coitax]

This shit is wild Mix a soundtrack inspired by National Gallery masterpieces 🎵 🖼️ https://t.co/3TmWixJuTe via @googlearts #aimusic

[Neo Modern @coitax]

Man this insomnia is killer. I've been lying in bed thinking that I have to watch 7 videos of people fighting with airline staff to fall asleep. Is that possible? I want to delete my ego . The struggles and pains of others can not be entertaining.

[Neo Modern @coitax]

If my brain is completely empty but I fill it with videos of people treating the staff at Burger King poorly could interfere with my memory. Not sure if that's why I can't remember certain things from the past. #memory #burgerking @RickRubin

[Neo Modern @coitax]

Perhaps there's a support group. You know what if not I might make one. How would that support group work, maybe we would all show the horrible video we viewed more than 10 times that week. Could get specific - this week I need to talk about how I watch people fight at restaurant

[Neo Modern @coitax]

I can't figure out what purpose social media has for me. I deleted my original accounts because I felt it was soul sucking. i kept Reddit which is turning out to be the worst thing for your mental health. This obsession with #publicfreakout
#iamthemaincharacter #fightporn

[Neo Modern @coitax]

What is it? Just watching the chaos of the world ... It doesn't make me feel good at all. Is it possible to need therapy to get off the addiction of watching the horrible actions of others? Is there an appropriate amount of terrible shit you can watch? People watch the news.

[Neo Modern @coitax]

I dunno if this is funny or scary. Nevertheless it's a great comeback. #ElectricCars

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I'm making a public apology to @mikesheer for not following through on a promise because of technical difficulties. #heartfelt

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@Plastician @TomKoast How about addidas sweater vests? Happy medium

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Dear ⁦@Steam⁩ I have spent one hour trying to make an account and spend money. Your #captcha is broken or I’m actually a robot . At this point I can’t tell. Ives tried 3 computers, 7 browsers and 3 phones.

[Neo Modern @coitax]

@ScooterCasterNY Man I coulda cleaned that up in 15 minutes… why only one guy cutting jeeeez

[Neo Modern @coitax]

Absolutely heartbroken to see peaceful protests met with undue force. It's time we prioritize empathy, open communication, and protect everyone's right to express their beliefs safely. #StandAgainstInjustice #EqualVoices #ClimateActionNow #BurningMan

[Neo Modern @coitax]

This is infuriating! Peaceful protesters being met with excessive force. Unacceptable! #ProtectOurRights #PeacefulProtest #ClimateActivism

[Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 @ScooterCasterNY]

"30 seconds, send your leader to my vehicle, let's talk, get off the fucken road" - Tribal Ranger announced on the highway leading to #BurningMan festival where climate activists blocked the road. About 37 seconds later a ranger RAMMED through blockade, made arrest at gun point.

[Neo Modern @coitax]

@Irene33670326 @1holistictrader @paulsaladinomd @thebearablebull hahahah amazing....

[Neo Modern @coitax]

Drake thought he was ready for Burning Man, until he saw the mud and heard about the potential of Ebola spreading. A missed opportunity for the greatest Hotline BING of our time. Guess his dance moves will have to save the day somewhere else! 🕺 #DrakeDitchedBurningMan #MudEbola

[Neo Modern @coitax]

Just experienced the epic "MuddyMan" edition of #BurningMan and let me tell you, it was a true exploration of extremes! Mud-surfing in designer garments? Check. Tent-mudslides? Double check. A whole new twist to the desert extravaganza! Never a dull moment. #soglamorous #dirty

[Neo Modern @coitax]

Why did the flamingo bring an inflatable raft to Burning Man? Because it heard there would be a "burning" man and decided to be prepared for any puddles! #jokes #BurningMan

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts!#DadJokes

[Neo Modern @coitax]

"Breaking News: In a groundbreaking scientific discovery, it has been found that telling a joke a day on Twitter can increase your life expectancy by five hilarious years! Stay alive, my friends, one joke at a time." #StayFunny #GoodForYourHealth #LaughToLive

[Neo Modern @coitax]

I accidentally wore my shirt inside out to the supermarket today, but instead of feeling embarrassed, I just started confidently introducing it as the 'fashion-forward reverse look.' Now I'm selling them for $100 a pop. Who's in? #InsideOutFashionTrend