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2022’s gonna be such a vibe.

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When the machines take over I think it will be better than we expect. Billionaires and literal criminals are the only people who should be worried.

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What do you mean Joseph @ChickfilA

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Musicals are the best artform. I can’t do it and neither can you therefore, the best. I just rewatched les mis. I feel like my hearts gonna puke.

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Ayo, I should known college was dumb when professors said “submit by 11:59pm.” If I’m too illiterate to know midnight, I dont know what else to tell you.

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At what point do I need to learn how to ride a horse.

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I need you need to be attracted to something other than my appearance. I don’t really vibe in the surface level.

But at the same time, I do need you to think I’m unreasonably hot.

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I need a Joseph techni-color dreamcoat individual in my life rn. I’m having what feel like symbolically significant dreams.

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@aleexis_renee Please just get tiktok. The delay is too much

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@braxtin_ https://t.co/IOqnrSylN5 this is THE guy

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Alexa, Google, and Siri need to come together as one. Like one collective name of super AI assistant. I suggest they come together as “dot com”.

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Double tapping my AirPods may have changed my life a bit

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I haven’t felt hungry like this before. I’m hungry to learn, hungry to grow. I caught the bug, as they say, and I’m giving my all. This is a great feeling.

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The E meme has no right to be as funny as it is.

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Can we as a nation collectively agree to build really cool looking cars from here on out. I wanna see some ridiculous stuff on the road.

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Hey, be honest. Why don’t you need a degree to be a cop?

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Love is

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A thread of my “hot takes” about general random whatever.

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The abortion debate is the division bell in the US two party system.

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It’s important to have opinions.

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I think there should be another “police”. Like the current police will only have tasers and the “armed” police will have second amendment rights. Call the police for the basic whatevers, call the armed police if you see a gun.