Kris Coke

Reader, Crafter, Bringer-of-Small-Miracles, Minor Deity of Thunderstorms

[Kris Coke @coke_kris]

68 (consecutive!) tweets @mishacollins !!!
@gishwhes I still love you dearly <3 #GishwhesMadeMeDoIt
#2000wordessay #intweetform #ohgod https://t.co/2PgF97xIkj

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To Aunt Bess Help Me!
Sincerely, Mother Desperately Seeking Tenth Child
An Essay by Kris Coke

As any woman can tell you her first child is

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Learned that the cat I thought was 9, is actually 14. Huzzah for medical records and vet clinics.

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Hey @atbfinancial I like the new app upgrade, but I really miss the feature where you could get a quick glance at (chosen) accounts w/o having to log in. That was super handy and it'd be nice if you could add that back. Please and thank you.

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@Mal02895001 @mishacollins @Stands I feel like it should be a proffered language course like any other. I'm way more interested in learning sign than German...!

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Popped a teabag into my mug and then forgot about it as the water boiled. Out of habit, I placed the strainer of loose tea in the mug before pouring. Only remembered when I took it out and saw the floating teabag...
Oorah. English breakfast & lemon chiffon... O_o

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Dealing with people is exhausting. Especially when "vacationing" with family and they're not close enough to see frequently. So you don't have your own space and can't get away.

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@TomHolland1996 @prattprattpratt Finally saw Onward, and you guys are awesome! I cried several times, thank you for that. Wonderful heartfelt story 💛

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It's unfortunate that for all the smut I read, I don't dream of sex that often. But mild to high horror or genuine terror? Those dreams happen with fair regulatory :(

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@JadeDonnelly11 I appreciate social media and the way you can connect with people you admire. But sometimes you learn they weren't as great as we thought.

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@JadeDonnelly11 @mishacollins I used to really like him too :(

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When responding to something cute, don't add an 'e' to your aw. Awwww and Awe are Very. Different. Things!

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Early AM shot on my way to work (taken in Sept). Edited a bit, but I loved the fog and the sunlight.
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#earlymorning #sunrise #fogandsunlight https://t.co/Rk5JFhJZwc

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@Sadangel13 @mishacollins Oh my fucking christ, that is magnificent! I snorted tea out my nose!!

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It's nice that he keeps my feet warm :p

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My cat discovered tin foil balls today. He's really enjoying them 😋

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@emilycoleyeah @Stands 2/ and judgement from religious family that would likely devolve into the depravity of sinners and how I need to return to the Church and cleanse myself (for knowing this).

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@emilycoleyeah @Stands 1/ Solid choice of action. I was (in first comment) unaware of this article, so now I say, I would probably go that route and still be cringing in horror at the expected reaction. Prior that however, I would have no real way of explaining that would not induce criticism and

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@emilycoleyeah @Stands I shouldn't, but I cried laughing at this! I can only imagine the horror. Jeebuz. If I had to try and explain that to a parent. Oof. Kill me now.

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@Stands I highly recommend. It's a fascinating read.

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@Stands This is a really awesome breakdown of how/when/where/why it originated. https://t.co/mIkkNf4FSZ

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@tenoko1 @Stands May I recommend this Merlin fic? It's one of my favorite A/B/Os by virtue of world building. Dunno if you like BBC Merlin, but the fic it's awesome regardless! https://t.co/TFPbR6uClS