Shodyy

Tech Analyst 👨🏽‍💻 || Electrical Engineer👨🏽‍🔧|| Growth and Partnerships expert 🫱🏾‍🫲🏼 || Auto Dealer 🏎️ || CFC💙|| LA lakers💜💛

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Let me say this here. You can’t date an extremely smart person and be at peace. So when you say, you want an intelligent man, i hope you can handle those perks especially when you are not a sincere idiot.

[Softboy @softboywin]

my misery doesn’t like company, i will sit by myself for 40 days 40 nights 😭

[𓅓 @Anomaly_0n_x]

when you realize that at some point you have to stop liking them because there's no way you're ever going to end up together

[daddy @onedarkhorse_]

this cooking of a thing btw, for me e no really go far, if na you sabi cook that thing wey we wan chop, cook am make we chop abeg, and if you dey tired at the moment or you no feel like, i go enter kitchen go cook wetin i sabi for both of us or make we go buy food if raba dey😂😂

and if na me sabi cook wetin we wan chop, i go enter kitchen go cook am, but if im also tired or don’t feel like cooking, you enter kitchen go cook the one wey easy for you or make we go buy food😂

or make we just gather enter kitchen 🤷🏽‍♂️

same with bills, if na me guide at the moment, i go guide both of us, if na you guide at the moment, guide both of us too abeg😂🙏🏽

there’s a reason why we are called “partners”

[✧˚ @Kinngszn]

Exulansis

[Nathan || Outfluencer🥶 @TheNathanWay]

Bàd government aside, 90% of Nigerians are terrible people!

[ayo @AyoShinobi]

finding your people helps you realize there's nothing wrong with you. You're kinda cool actually

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Most men start off like this until they meet women who show them that it means absolutely nothing

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when u first heard it.

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

u can fuck up a whole bond by lying to a person you could’ve told the truth to.

[99 Majik @99Majik]

If she wanna fuck that other nigga, there’s absolutely nothing you can do to stop her

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

dem don regret meeting me again and I no do anything o

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

If my calculations dey accurate, this time tomorrow my spark suppose don come back.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

Anytime I remember say my problem no involve pampers I go just happy

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[Shodyy @col_mide]

lol

[mayank @maynkydvv]

Fuck a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn't actually supposed to happen😭😭

[NICK LOVE @NickLoveATL]

Have YOU ever tried to break up with a woman? It’s SO much easier and cleaner when the woman thinks she left you.

[. @VeeO19]

I’ve never been more gaslit on the internet than I’ve been regarding this season of Love Island. If I didn’t watch, I would have thought KC called someone a 5 dollar slam pig whore.
Truly insane