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SOME PIG

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Do all waterslides have razor blades in them?

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Fruitflies only want to fly into your mouth and die

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Is Snoopy one of the Peanuts

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On a scale from 1-5, 5 being the most, how earnest is Robbie Williams being in the video for Millennium?

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My whole TikTok fyp is Santa Clauses doing Lives

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@Wheelsmaker Color?

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What was the equivalent of having a mini-fridge in your childhood bedroom equivalent of wealth in different periods in time?

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@Target None of Lewis's friends seem like they'd actually be his friends. They're like, people who live in his neighborhood that he gets into years-long feuds with over sprinkler etiquette

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I like how this photo looks like JB Pritzker did a guest appearance on 30 Rock as Jack’s brother or something

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One of the most shameful and embarrassing things I've ever done was trying that Penn Jillette only-plain-potatoes diet for like three days in 2019

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Do people on TikTok know there are pastas besides ditalini?

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Concentrating very hard on not making a Lost reference to a group of eighth graders

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I am just not into aquarium guys

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I hate when a candle smells so much like a pie that I accidentally get kidnapped by Hugh Grant

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You play as Nick Carraway

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Which vocalist would you most like to see in that SNL sketch template where they have to save Pandora Internet Radio by singing ludicrously contrasting genres?

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Because they keep adding on to it.

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I made a joke yesterday at work that did not land.

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I said that Mary Institute - St. Louis Country Day School (MICDS) is like the Winchester Mystery House.

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@Wheelsmaker 👀👀👀

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The worst part about pulling a dead mouse out of my car's cabin air filter is that I can't tell my dead dad about it. Dad's love that shit.