macy

aspiring witch doctor off befriending woodland creatures

[macy @colbert_macy]

once, in high school, a guy punched a hole in his wall over me. i’m kind of a big deal.

[macy @colbert_macy]

@neiltyson please tell me if Miami mall is housing tall aliens I can’t take this suspense.

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

With friendships I have what I like to call “outdoor cat attachment style.” Some weeks u will see me a ton and other weeks u will not know if I’m dead or alive but don’t worry I still love u I will not forget u

[macy @colbert_macy]

i wish i could say you guys are right ab Travis Kelce making Taylor famous but like come on have you seen how much she got away w charging for her concert tickets????

[macy @colbert_macy]

i love that the south accidentally coined a gender neutral term with “yall”

[Isabelle @badbeanbella]

Sad that cows don’t know their biggest fans are women in passenger seats cheering them on

[erika @yeeeerika]

we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I wish I could tell trees that the universe exists...

[macy @colbert_macy]

makes me feel better to think that even though i’ve made bad decisions, billionaires have made worse ones

[alina 寧寧 @seapearlangel]

when virginia woolf said “the only prescription for me is to have a thousand interests” she was sooo right, the best way to combat the human condition is to immerse deep into your obsessions

[Mac Crane @mcrane12.bsky.social @mcrane_12]

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with wanting their English teacher's approval

[macy @colbert_macy]

what happens when you learn from your mistakes but you never encounter the same situation you learned from previously? are you are just a huge mess then?

[macy @colbert_macy]

imagine Harriet Tubmans surprise upon discovering her name is dropped in a 21 Savage song called “10 Freaky Girls”

[macy @colbert_macy]

*showing maya my new books*
maya: “moby dick. surprisingly not about a dick.”

[macy @colbert_macy]

i do think it’s quite interesting that elon musk’s spaceship couldn’t even make it out of earths atmosphere before exploding and the us gov apparently did so in 1969

[macy @colbert_macy]

had a dream my dad was dating meg thee stallion. like this man bagged MONICA and now MEGAN????

[macy @colbert_macy]

https://t.co/MQ2qW6ahHB

[macy @colbert_macy]

i am so sad we may never know what bugs think about. i’m so sad

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

There's been a lot of recent talk about the alignment problem between humans and AI, but what about the alignment problem between me and myself?