A. stephencolberti

Lord Prof. Aptostichus stephencolberti, PDQ, the spider named after the world's greatest conservative pundit. You can call me Jim.

[A. stephencolberti @colbert_spider]

hey charlotte http://bit.ly/w9jcC, is that a mirror in your pocket? 'cause i can see myself in your epigyne.

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forget sean hannity's liberty tree. you'll find my web at colbert's making sense bush. tht might sound a little dirty.

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hey watch out for my book 'i am insecta (and so can you!)'. available in hardcover and web form.

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@girishmungra spider pig?! damn, what a poser. p.s. nice twitter.

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@jazzyjazzy10 a spider web dress? good call!

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whoa @dungiis ! we spiders aren't all bad.

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RT @turtle_island: I love Stephen Colbert. http://bit.ly/1MxMCv. yeah!

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RT @unfokus: I wish there was a whole separate 30min show of nothing but Colbert making fun of Glenn Beck. #effyeah

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@stylenoir p.s.: nice twitter = followed.

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@stylenoir you saw stephen?! tell him i said hi and that i'd like my 8 wrist strong bands soon.

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just voted "Norway" on "Where should @Carmen_Sand go next?" vote too ➔ http://bit.ly/wUiLy

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@AllaAliokhina another spider! http://bit.ly/6MydD

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yes he is, @Wizzy_13! i like your style.

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hey @beachweddingfun, all spiders aren't spooky! if you ever need a friendly, arch-consevative arachnid, you know whom to ask.

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RT @directrix: Stephen Colbert completely defecated on Glenn Beck last night, I'm watching it again right now. http://bit.ly/1p5iEj

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@nakulshenoy you'll hv to wait till mon's episode, man. but don't worry. i'll try getting the writers to squeeze in a mention of the prez.

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you could be right, @ChaOno. does the prez have a spider named after him?! i think not.

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RT @TheComedyofEras: Photo: I almost didn’t recognize Stephen Colbert!! http://tumblr.com/xzf3g4thr. super pic! i'm just behind his rt ear.

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RT @fn25: I favorited a YouTube video -- Giant Spider Win http://bit.ly/10iPj9. hey you're now a winner in my eyes, all eight of them.

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holy eight legged freaks! http://bit.ly/15ViOl GO-BAMA! #obama #nobel