Colby Jon

One day I will become a procrastination activist.

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@InstacartHelp I'm approaching 4 years on the wait list.. what's the prize?!
On a serious note I would love to get approved and start working!

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@InstacartHelp i'm coming up on 4 years on the wait-list... What's the prize?!
But on a serious note can I please get approved?

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@dkhos you run a piece of shit company filled with absolutely retarded employees. Sent a picture of my receipt which doesn't match the order and your short bus employees determined it was an exact match.. hope you get run off a cliff in a self driving tesla

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@jesafarin bro all of your posts are from 2024, come on! Don't be a Louisiana dude!

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@jesafarin I drank so much Turkish coffee I can't even spell properly 🤣🤣

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

Epic New Year's Eve with @jesafarin and the crew!!

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@jesafarin Surpassed**

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@jesafarin Bro, I think we have surprised the Louisiana accent. We have achieved full Alabama accent!! #RollTide

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@mikalche This saved my holiday season thank you Mike!!!

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@mikalche

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@wizards_magic Today is the day I decided to stop buying any Magic the Gathering products. I ordered a dockside extortionist a few days ago. Will make great use as a coaster or a bookmark now.
What an absolute fucking joke of a game

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@OnslowRoper Beware of the black vagina!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That lady is a 🤡

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@Uber_Support what kind of a joke company are you guys running here? I submitted screenshots of being charged twice for the tip. All I wanted was a refund, you guys said it would get handled and it never did.

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@Uber_Support @Uber_Support still waiting to be refunded for your mistake!!!! JFC

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@Uber_Support y'all said that the first time!

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@Uber_Support first, i didnt recieve all the items i ordered. second i was double charged for the tip! which you are refusing to adjust. this is pretty ridiculous

Uber One is NOT worth this bs

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@MTG_Arena your auto-tapper is more retarded than i am for spending money on this absolutely stupid game

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@MTG_Arena 9 of 17 lands were plains. once i get to 5 wins all of a sudden its nothing but mountains for 5 straight openers/mulligans. i drew 1 plains in about 17 turns can you please run the odds on that you fucking clowns. this game is an absolute waste of time and money 🖕🖕🖕

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@Uber_Support Heading your way…
Estimated arrival 6:28 PM
Your order is on the move! Stanton has one stop along the way.
Latest arrival by 6:30 PM

GETS BETTER AND BETTER

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@UberEats terrible experience trying to order dinner tonight. as an uber one member, I might be switching to doordash and lyft soon

[Colby Jon @ColbiasJon]

@Uber_Support you keep sending me a generic response on how to track my order
SUCK MY DICK