Colby, 12% fun at parties

I am cheese man • Fear my mild texture • he/he/he

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Not having enough money is just a chemical imbalance

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@nimk_txt They’re beckoning the second coming of Christ (“Christ” of course being an Ancient Greek mistranslation of “Clippy”)

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@nimk_txt

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@nimk_txt USBCUL8R

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@nimk_txt “I think Nick might still be sick” - Jacob

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@g4rfieldfan I like the godfather :)

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@nimk_txt https://t.co/gLDhyNSutD

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Uh yeah, I MILF:

Matlab
Is
Favorite
Language to use for all my labs im sure glad they switched to matlab hehehehohoho

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Symbolically writing “alpha is proportional to oc”is kinda like watching sickle cell mitosis

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@Andrew_is_2cool Ooo yeah big fan on this one ☝️ I like it a lot

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@g4rfieldfan Love a repo ref
Hey what’s up you changed your name
This was a haiku

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This one almost made it to drafts I promise it was so close

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We had the first House Un-American Activities Committee and uhh well I uhh I don’t mean to get political but umm I’m worried about this next President introducing uhh well introducing some sort of HUAC Two uhh yknow

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@Andrew_is_2cool https://t.co/BNyn6I9g6k

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@nimk_txt Kris Twink-le

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@Andrew_is_2cool I like this one good job

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Michael is a weird name

Like wat the hell are the a and the e doin

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That was like a steam vent pressure breach I don’t know what happened

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Ok I’m done for real I’m so sorry

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The toxicology reports are back from the hospital and the lab boys say you’re… “cringe” ? Is that- Honey what does that mean?

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*Meteor the size of Texas about to hit the Earth*

This will have major impacts on the fraternity scene