Colby Johnson

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

Exit Row - are you willing and able to assist in the event of an emergency?

Brother I would emergency land this puppy in the Hudson if you asked me to

[Adam Lucas @jadamlucas]

I have 2 tickets for @UNC_Basketball vs UT if you can wear ⚪️ and be loud. RT/be following (DMs open)=chance to win.

While we wait for gametime:

📝Meet @zaydenh1gh: https://t.co/oiLF01M6Qs
📝Practice notebook: https://t.co/sQxFlcfVkL
🎧New @carolina_pod: https://t.co/yc3Vlltomr

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

@unusual_whales I’ll take shit I wasn’t expecting for 1000, Alex

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

@SJosephBurns Potentially, probably, hawkish

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

I think it’s time TSA let iced coffee through security

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

After careful self-review, my fist bump levels have sadly hit historically low levels. I’m pleased to formally announce my intentions to bring back the bump
🤜 🤛

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

@WestFlag I look like I’m headed to boot camp bro

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

Sending the barber in for a few more chops at the end of a cut is always such a gamble

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

@SHistorians Oakmont ball mark and Seminole repair tool

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

High expectations that don’t pan out and you’re a bust. Make the Hall of Fame and you’re honored with a bust. Riddle me that

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

I need Gwen Stefani to remix Hollaback girl with a Restaurant and February verse 🍌

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

@TheDonCamion @BigChetty @BoofWillis The republic stands undefeated

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

@bigbodyboard Thanks dawg 🍻

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

The first search for the GIF you’re after is always just a litttle too specific

[Pinehurst Resort @PinehurstResort]

A new year, but always Pinehurst.

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

@El_Foxtrot It’s the leading cause of death

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

I operate on a sock deficit each year, and that’s fine, but this year’s losses are particularly concerning in the tube department

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

@TheDonCamion Package was thin this year. Just one pair! In this economy!

[Colby Johnson @colby_johnson_5]

Absolutely nothing