Colby

find me at ur local Waffle House

[sarah 🫶🏻 @sarahisinspace]

is this how our mothers felt when princess diana got married or what

[Colby @colby_whit]

@deidrejowen i have green/hazel eyes. i’m myopic -4.25 in each eye and have been since i was like 10. my parents both have green/hazel eyes and had perfect vision. my mom did get cataracts at like 60. sister has blue eyes and is also myopic but not a severe, more like -1.75 or something

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

hbo max rebranding……………….. again

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

There is a percentage of the population that inexplicably doesn't accelerate on freeway on-ramps and tries to get on the highway going 30 mph and I do not understand it

[Colby @colby_whit]

@whitleegilbert same thing happened to us seeing the bob dylan movie, it was so weird

[Andrea Hammers @hammers_andrea]

Whoever’s batty fucking grandma that was saying that sick shit about JonBenet Ramsey and the saxophone your whole family should be embarrassed.

[Colby @colby_whit]

@djrtyhands meet me in st. louis, sound of music, white christmas

[Colby @colby_whit]

@SketchesbyBoze idk if it’s considered a classic but we were assigned The Woman in White by Wilkie Collins in my college Victorian Mystery lit class and it was so good and creepy and strange, i couldn’t put it down

[Colby @colby_whit]

someone pls make it stop

[Pete Delkus @wfaaweather]

Here we go AGAIN... another chance for strong to severe thunderstorms Monday. A few storms will pop up late afternoon and into the evening. 60-65 mph wind gusts and up to quarter size hail the risks. #wfaaweather

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

a netflix category where i can barely pay attention bc i’m on my phone doomscrolling and still understand the plot.

[itsonlyzach @itsonlyzach]

“Selina, you’re not going to believe this. He’s got a literal. Fucking. Brainworm.”

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the met gala carpet should have a panel of gays at a judge's table who hold up scores like the olympics right in front of the celebrities

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Just read an article I’ve had open in my tabs for four months. Anything is possible!!! Keep going! You can do it!!!!

[al @algllgh]

NYT connections editor: i have a fun little idea 🙂

everyone on the internet: i am going to send you anthrax in the mail

[“paula” @paularambles]

there’s a guy on this street near me with a parmesan stand (a bunch of giant wheels of parmesan that he cuts and weighs out and prices accordingly) and his sales approach is to wave a small piece of parmesan at approaching women and i am embarrassed to say that it works

[shadon @pvrekhs]

they would’ve found out what’s going on with kate middleton

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

There is absolutely no reason that “spring forward” shouldn’t happen on a Monday at 4pm.

[Colby @colby_whit]

@havieeeee amy*