Colby Bledsoe

my life's about to start.

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

An Oreo is not a tru Oreo, if you don't have milk to dip it in

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

5mins of the show, 7mins of commercials. 😑

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We need your support to get to the White House and defeat #CrookedHillary. Let's Make America Great Again! https://t.co/tmlAM2Ffb7

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

It was 90 degrees today you ain't gunna be wearing boots and flannels in two weeks

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

No idea how to use the potty but navigating the YouTube app is no problem. that's my kiddo alright

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

I will have my own plane one day 🌪

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

I wanna leave get off the phone

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

Money can't buy happiness (false statement)

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

Lol but yet she was always bitchin

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

If I have a daughter I pray she's nothing like you.

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

Rain when I don't want it here

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

How did I get the flu when it's this hot out

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

It's halariuos how stupid you are

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

Beyond unbelievably pissed

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

When a coworker doesn't shut up.....

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

Bill Gates buy me a house. Please

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

Shouts out to @Dang_vic my 100th follower

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

I think my fridge is warmer than it is outside

[Colby Bledsoe @colbybledsoe]

Making bank at work tonight boii