Colby 🏵

I go on twitter once a month

[Colby 🏵 @colbymberg]

Because I'm missing him so much I'll share a happy memory❤❤❤❤ 1935-2017

[mira 🐾 @VIVIFANGS]

when you’re in your 20s you have to constantly watch other people move in with their boyfriend of 3 months and you just have to pretend like you don’t think that’s a stupid idea

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

“I’m overworked and underpaid”

Me at work :

[meghan @deloisivete]

husband: do you know where the thing is

me:

husband:

me: I would like to buy a noun

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

POV: How it feels returning to ur seat after giving the worst presentation known to man (the pressure is gone)

[Assad Bajwa @oyebajwey]

This can't be the same brain that learnt glycolysis and Krebs cycle.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

"get off twitter and get a job"

i'm on the clock scrolling, pls be fr

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I wanna see the Planet Fitness CEO try to cancel their membership.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

the more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work.
stay hydrated.

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

As a parent, telling your child the phone works both ways is some evil sht lol.

[᧔𐓪᧓ @akthegemini]

GOING HOME, no i don’t want to spend the night at your house.

[runa ✰ @lilybudds]

wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i miss bobby nash like a mf

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

AMC Theatres should fly flags at half-mast today

[boz @raawfingers]

how it feels to go back to liking your old interests

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

white boy wasted....channing tatum...?

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

you will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn