Sarah Cowley

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

Scheana, for sure, hit Raquel

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

@RESIDENTJamie @PlayoffJimmyB @NFL @TomBrady @Buccaneers Is there a dislike button?

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

My boyfriend just said he thought peoples voices changed after losing their virginity based off of Tara Reid’s character in American Pie

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

Met a woman tonight who said “I look up to Anne Boleyn”

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

Just realized Mr Big pulled the D.E.N.N.I.S system on Carrie.

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

@SexualDaiIy @Julesb137

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

Hatfished is a thing.

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

Hi @kanyewest , Suggest going to DoubleDays in Dayton, Ohio!

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

“Liar, Liar, Ho on Fire” - Dorinda Medley

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

Last night I ate Chick-fil-A and didn’t use their mayo on my sandwich. What is life?

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

Merry Christmas! The one holiday I wouldn't mind being a Kardashian

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

@SenBlumenthal How's the weather in Khe Sahn?

[Optimal Show Experience (OSE) @OttSpecEvents]

If we get 100 RT's of this tweet, we will give everyone (who has re-tweeted it) a family four pack of tickets to the @OttawaChampions game on June 5, 2018! #BeAChampion #Ottawa #Ottcity #OttNews

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

The worst decision that @jasonsdeli could've done is removed their French onion soup

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

McDonalds new greeting: "Welcome Home"
I'm actually terrified.

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

Soul Cycle is a rip off @Julesb137

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

Every 600 lb Life episode features Mt Dew... maybe it's time to reevaluate my relationship with the dew.

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

@dj_profess lollipop lil Wayne

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

I want to perform a personal study: Will eating a whole jar of mayo in one city create a taste aversion?

[Sarah Cowley @colbys14]

I genuinely get excited when someone beats Bobby Flay