Colby Sparvier

don’t take me seriously pls

[Colby Sparvier @colbytheneech]

Lmao

[not Johnny Manziel (parody) @JohnnyFootbalI]

Jerry Jones looks more and more like Palpatine every time I see a video of him

[Mao Zyndong☭🇵🇸 @Blackhawk_801]

Imagine being 10 beers deep and pulling out the marxboro reds

[moose @mooseincrisis]

just in case anyone thought i was kidding.

[Colby Sparvier @colbytheneech]

I can’t sleep in past 8am anymore, I’m getting fuckin old

[Colby Sparvier @colbytheneech]

Facts

[Bruiser Broski @BeastCoastNYHC]

There is no such thing as illegal blood alcohol content while driving on stolen land

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

The only time I have experienced "FOMO" in my life is when I got kicked out of a Vietnamese sandwich restaurant at 11:30PM so the illegal vietnamese uncle gambling games could start in the back

[Charles Hoskinson @IOHK_Charles]

American healthcare in a single sentence

[matty monroe🥤 @MonrovianPrince]

this is why when someone asks if they can bum a cigarette, I usually abide because who knows if they’re actually a God in disguise?

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

When I check out with $377.40 worth of groceries and the cashier asks if I want to donate a dollar for starving children https://t.co/rjyrRZgMPI

[corb @awshuqs]

I don’t want to be a fat fucking chud anymore

[sun @isaiahrashad]

5 Years of The House is Burning

[sun @isaiahrashad]

10 Years of The Sun’s Tirade

[sun @isaiahrashad]

12 years of Cilvia Demo

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

Type of shit Joe Burrow pop out with right before a 3 game losing streak.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

When the Starbucks barista tells me their new toilets are uncloggable.

[Big Boss @LordBalvin]

Them Norway kits hard as fuck bruh, niggas be named ᚺᛖᛚᛚᛟ × ᛗᛁᛞᚷᚨᚱᛞ

[Colby Sparvier @colbytheneech]

Fire

[Team Black @bestoftheblacks]

"He was the grandson of a king, the brother of a king, husband to a queen. Two of his sons and three of his grandsons would sit the Iron Throne, but the only crown that Daemon Targaryen ever wore was the crown of the Stepstones, a realm he made himself with blood and fire"

[Liga MX Shitposting @LMXChipotle]

Alemania dejó de dar miedo cuando los nombres de sus seleccionados ya no parecían sacados de los juicios de Nuremberg