odysseus

[odysseus @colbytothe]

you’re racing against the tortoise

[Wiz Fajita @trillary_banks_]

That one guy was actually insane to think everyone wouldn’t call him Six Lack

[dom @BigDominooch]

it’s too good man

[odysseus @colbytothe]

Bring back the effective power text, I need to get my dad off Facebook

[21 Clipz 🎭 @1howareyou]

Nah, She didn't just do that 😳

[Stan “Speedball” Thompson @stripeshowstan]

I just found a tucked away secret shitter in my 10 floor office that I don’t think anyone knows about

[ᴅɪᴏʀ .☆ @VDIORRE]

people who refuse to understand hypothetical questions piss me off to the max

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

(set of TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS")

ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him
POSIDEON: Laestrygonia

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

This is the funniest thing I've seen on twitter this week. It's a shame Jason Mantzoukas isn't on the site.

[𝐙 @ZCherAime]

Me to Odysseus during the last 30 mins of #TheOdyssey

[matty monroe🥤 @MonrovianPrince]

this is why when someone asks if they can bum a cigarette, I usually abide because who knows if they’re actually a God in disguise?

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

When Balogun gets a red card:

[odysseus @colbytothe]

demon time

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

“Sir, can U.S. Soccer appeal the red card?”

“No, they cannot.”

“So how is Folarin Balogun cleared to play?”

“Nobody knows.”

[odysseus @colbytothe]

Haaland might actually be a Viking god

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[odysseus @colbytothe]

cookies everywhere