Colleen Caldwell

JMU ‘22

[maisie peters 💐 @maisiehpeters]

ur awful and i miss u and i killed u in my dream

[Colleen Caldwell @colcaldwell2000]

“Everyone wants booty” -My pre-modern Middle East professor at 8:20 this morning

[abby govindan @abbygov]

that running bit in Suite Life of Zach and Cody where Maddy is like “people tell me I look like Sharpay from High School Musical :)” and everyone is like “I don’t see it” is funnier than 90% of Netflix comedy specials

[JMU Softball @JMUSoftball]

FINAL | 𝗗𝗨𝗞𝗘𝗦 𝗪𝗜𝗡

SEE YOU ON SUNDAY 😎

#GoDukes

[James Madison Athletics @JMUSports]

NUMBER 1️⃣❗️

We won’t ever get tired of watching this! 😎

#GoDukes | #SCTop10 | #WCWS

[GL @gldivittorio]

“All of Olivia Rodrigos’ songs are breakup songs” did you want her to write about the civil war??

[Colleen Caldwell @colcaldwell2000]

When will men learn that they just shouldn’t wear tank tops

[julia hava @binchcity]

me tightening a single screw: okay bob the buildress vibes...

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Me 🤝 Taylor Swift

Having beef with every man I’ve ever met except for whichever one I’m currently sleeping with

[maisie peters 💐 @maisiehpeters]

i’m gonna find someone someday who might actually treat me well sang by taylor swift 2021 hit me with the force of five thousand bricks on this central line journey today that is all

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Me in 2020: life is chill, writing songs based in fiction to avoid drama, feeling pretty grown up

My 2008 music from the vault, in a goblin voice: “REELEEEEEEASE MR PERFECTLY FIIIIIIINE”

https://t.co/PCexr31q9x

[hottest bitch in joann fabrics @teehee_sarah]

living with roommates is fun because you get to learn what their parents think should be refrigerated

[trash jones @jzux]

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

[Colleen Caldwell @colcaldwell2000]

I always join zoom sessions without my camera on so once I’m in I can make an entrance

[luke lael ᗢ @laelluke]

This is a cow farm

YOUREGONNAFINDCOWSOUTSIDE

[Colleen Caldwell @colcaldwell2000]

Just thought about how Kit from #TheBachelor looks like Stuart Little and I can’t unsee it

[Colleen Caldwell @colcaldwell2000]

My best advice when it comes to dating is to always date a boy who can fix your computer