alex 🍊

like if a sheet ghost was a person

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

Need a new piercing or maybe a new tattoo or perhaps a lobotomy who’s to say

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

I LOVE PAUL BAKER

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

unfortunately adults really is as funny as they say and it’s so embarrassing when my coworkers hear me laughing in the break room

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

the edge of a countertop is lookin real appealing to my cranium rn

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

no I know it’s fine that my cat only loves me because I leave uncovered glasses of water nearby so he can drink out of them

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

I genuinely GENUINELY can’t believe I went through my teens and 20s without antidepressants like how the fuck

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

I MISS SLEEPING I WANT TO SLEEP

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

nerfed by two periods, two separate Sundays in August would probably feel like a religious experience if I wasn’t a raging agnostic homosexual

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

I’m 30 years old so it’s appropriate if I say Buffy s1 Giles is hot, okay

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

My sharks…they are back in the tank…

[ཧ★ @yesimsvrfer]

forever smiling at dogs when walking past them and not even acknowledging their owner

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

Not a single fucking person has responded to my texts today…so everybody hates me….yes of course

[han🌨️ @hannahseyelash]

how am I supposed to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen in these conditions

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

Omg…poolside corona with lime…

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

if only I had a poolside corona with lime…

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

if only I had a poolside corona with lime…

[em @exemmaa]

fuck a lover have yall ever missed a sandwich so much that it haunts you

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Pondering the orb while under the influence

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

i wonder how many times i've died on fuck marry kill

[gibbon @gibbontime]

i swear birds know when you open merlin id recording

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

me reading the practical (accidental) acquisition of a husband by cherrylilies

[Jo 🩵 @jo_yells]

you ever read a fic where the yearning is so fucking well written that your chest physically hurts and your jaw is clenched from the angst

[alex 🍊 @cold_ramen]

well I want to wear the errand-running uniform of big hoodie little pants but it’s unfortunately nine million degrees outside