Jared McCarthy

Musician/Advertician

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@SpotifyCares @lemonprograms @eldsjal I'm a premium subscriber in the US and still seeing the identified "free" titles as locked (on mobile & desktop). I've updated and still nothing...

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

The launch party Microsoft Windows 1995

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@UMO Honey Pie by a mile

[TZE CHUN @thetzechun]

Nobody:

Character in a script: "Good to see you lil bro, what's it been, 3 months? Can’t believe it's been 5 years since dad died. How’s the family business?”

[Lawyer Cat* @LawyerCat_]

My childhood in 45 seconds

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NEW SONG TOMORROW. PRE-SAVE @ https://t.co/fO2Ab9FxoU

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OUT NOW. https://t.co/mI7AfkTf43

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STREAMING EVERYWHERE TOMORROW

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NEW MUSIC. NEW WEBSITE. https://t.co/fO2Ab9FxoU

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@SugarloafSnow Power back on in Birchwood. But looks like Snubber & Double Runner aren’t running.

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Can the world still laugh at Ken Bone or is all innocence lost now?

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@GuardianNJL I gotta go with M&M’s because they’ve been pushing these unfunny characters on us for 20 years...although that Shock Top Guy Fieri sun thing WAS an abomination...AGH THE WAR STILL RAGES

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Worst corporate mascot: talking M&M's or talking Shock Top orange slice?

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@GuardianNJL but Shock Top Guy Fieri is simply an assault on all that is good in this god-forsaken world.

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@GuardianNJL agreed, but the fact that M&M's is still pushing those unfunny talking turds on us after all those years is simply insulting.

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Ken Bone was actually Bill Clinton's 90's alter-ego (a la Carlos Danger)

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Woke up smiling thinking about Ken Bone. Gonna be a good day.

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Key takeaway of tonight's debate is #kenbone

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Donald Trump is President Business from The Lego Movie

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Billy Ray Cyrus